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Clark :running towards Bruce with open Arms

Bruce:moves out the way

Clark:Why did you move?

Bruce:I thought you were going to attack me ?

Clark:I was going to hug you.

Bruce:Why would you hug me?

Clark:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???

awkward! reader and simon who just... stares into each others' soul the first time they've met. simon returned your gaze because he caught you staring at him, while you were staring at him solely cause you were too clueless on how to start a proper conversation.

“what're ya starin' at, soldier?” his words came out harsher than he meant and it made you think that he didn't want you staring at him so you just murmur a firm apology before looking away.

awkward! reader who just listens when hearing simon's sarcastic remarks to price in the radio.

“tell me somethin’ I don't know.” — ghost to price

awkward! reader listening to the rest of the tf141 member while drinking a glass of their favorite beverage, not noticing simon's gaze that shifts over to you every once in while.

awkward! reader who tries to mind their own business after hearing another woman flirting to simon not knowing that he has his eyes on you and only you.

I love them, your honour.

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I went to multiple schools that’s all I can remember tho

Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.

Case in point,

Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?

Bruce: (Starts clapping)

Jason: NO, don't--

Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)

Jason: stOp-

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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?

Tim: No, I need a book report

Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!

Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!

Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--

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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight

Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?

Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?

Jason: An apartment is 13$!

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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--

Steph: Is that my perfume?

Jason: Wha-- no.

Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?

Cass: Nope

Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'

Sometimes even the villains have standards

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

Contact your representative and tell them to vote no to H .R. 9495

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm