Silly Halloween comic π (pretend I posted this on time)
Small joys on Tumblr:
When your notes make a perfect cat
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
Doctor Salazar should get the 118 a group discount.
+ Bonus
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
Part 59/???
Find more incorrect quotes here.
the universe after buck continues to miss the fucking point:
me, looking at a dc character: ok this guy is white w black hair and blue eyes
me, looking at a dc character: who is he
me, looking at a dc character: bruce wayne? clark kent? kyle rayner? dick grayson? jason todd? tim drake? terry mcginnis? conner kent? a pale af damian wayne?
*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*
Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?
Dick: I call him Dwight.
"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."
(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."
Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)