Also, If The Piracy Doesn’t Work, Reminder That You Can Always Email The Author. Some Authors Are Assholes,

“He may yet change. I believe there is goodness in him.”

i also keep a bag of chopped onion in the freezer, but i wouldn’t make fucking risotto

I like tumblr, is like here everyone hate the world

I once knew a butch dyke who was all of 5’4 and 200lbs who had a truck that was lifted so high she needed to do goddamn acrobatics to get in (she basically had to jump and yank herself on the wheel to fully make it up, I watched her eat shit once or twice) and anytime someone asked why she didn’t just get a smaller truck she cited the fact that she liked picking up tall girls and they liked how high + roomy the cab was (and she liked when they needed a step up which meant she could give them a boost) and I think about the fact that that’s who those trucks were made for, not some dickhead named Cody who’s gonna put low profile tires on it

Common based butch W

I told my mother that Hiccup should count as a Disney princess. Her only complaint was “but Disney princess dont suffer for amputated members”.

Vivllanious threads post, second post of reaction to the first threads post | Elon musk is an evil stupid annoying fuck and deserves nothing.

“natural progression” klance. astral plane klance. “hey man” klance. “leave the math to pidge” klance. co-leadership klance. “parallels are no coincidence” klance. “trust your otp hunch” klance. “slow burn” klance. “not who he wants, but who he needs” klance. “jealousy thy name is keith” klance. “bigger, cooler, grizzled older brother” klance. bonding moment klance. fire and water sign horoscope klance. “like that?” klance. “are you joking?” klance. expressions are intentional klance. “shiro sees himself in lance/you’ll understand why keith is close to shiro” klance. “i got you buddy” klance. s1-6 poster klance. official art klance. “space ranger partners” kla-

quiet anxiety but not enough to stand up and do the thing