“He May Yet Change. I Believe There Is Goodness In Him.”

a sentence meme comprised of quotes from disney’s 1951 animated movie, alice in wonderland. feel free to change pronouns or adjust sentences as needed.

‘   hmm… ? oh, i’m listening.   ’ ‘   _____… ! will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson ?   ’ ‘   how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it ?   ’ ‘   once more. from the beginning.   ’ ‘   i’m late, i’m late, i’m late !   ’ ‘   what could a rabbit possibly be late for ?   ’ ‘   it must be awfully important, like a party or something !   ’ ‘   my, what a peculiar place to have a party.   ’ ‘   oh, i beg your pardon.   ’ ‘   i simply must get through !   ’ ‘   you mean impossible ?   ’ ‘   nothing’s impossible !   ’ ‘   read the directions, and directly you’ll be directed in the right direction.   ’ ‘   if one drinks much from a bottle marked ‘ poison, ’ it’s almost certain to disagree with one, sooner or later.   ’ ‘   i was just giving myself some good advice.   ’ ‘   goodness ! what did i do ?    ‘ ‘   well, i don’t think it’s so funny !   ’ ‘   oh, come on now. crying won’t help.   ’ ‘   follow me, me hearties ! have you at port no time at all now.   ’ ‘   um, pardon me, but uh, would you mind helping me ? please ?   ’ ‘   don’t step on the fish ! ___, watch it there; stop kicking that mackerel !   ’ ‘   that’s logic !   ’ ‘   well, it’s been nice meeting you. goodbye !   ’ ‘   that’s very kind of you, but i must be going.   ’ ‘   well, perhaps i could spare a little time…   ’ ‘   that was a very sad story.   ’ ‘   why, ______ ! what are you doing out here ?   ’ ‘   a monster ! a monster, ___ ! in my house, ___ !   ’ ‘   ___, lad, you’re passing up a golden opportunity !   ’ ‘   well, there goes ___…   ’ ‘   poor ___…   ’ ‘   ehh, perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy.   ’ ‘   by jove ! that’s it ! we’ll burn the house down !   ’ ‘   oh dear, this is serious !   ’ ‘   i’m sorry, but I must eat something !   ’ ‘   no cooperation, no cooperation at all ?   ’ ‘   we can’t have monsters about !   ’ ‘   i beg your pardon, but uhh… did you… oh, that’s nonsense.   ’ ‘   what kind of garden do you come from ?   ’ ‘   just what specie, or shall we say, genus, are you, my dear ?   ’ ‘   well, you wouldn’t expect her to admit it.   ’ ‘   oh, all right, if that’s the way you feel about it.   ’ ‘   i changed so many times since this morning, you see…   ’ ‘   i do not see. explain yourself.   ’ ‘   i’m afraid i can’t explain myself, sir, because i’m not myself, you know…  ’ ‘   well, i can’t put it anymore clearly for it isn’t clear to me !   ’ ‘   you ? who are you ?   ’ ‘   oh dear. everything is so confusing.   ’ ‘   well, i must say i’ve never heard it that way before…   ’ ‘   you there ! ___ ! wait ! come back ! i have something important to say !   ’ ‘   keep your temper !   ‘ ‘   you needn’t shout !   ‘ ‘   i wonder if I’ll ever get the knack of it.   ‘ ‘   then it really doesn’t matter which way you go !   ’ ‘   can you stand on your head ?   ’ ‘   i don’t want to go among mad people !   ’ ‘   oh, what a delightful child !   ’ ‘   hah ! i’m so excited, we never get compliments !   ’ ‘   you must have a cup of tea !   ’ ‘   what a small world this is.   ’ ‘   oh, that was lovely !   ’ ‘   very interesting. who’s dinah ?   ’ ‘   if you don’t care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation !   ’ ‘   why is a raven like a writing desk ?   ’ ‘   careful ! she’s stark raving mad !   ’ ‘   butter ! of course, we need some butter ! butter !   ’ ‘   oh no no, no no no you’ll get crumbs in it !   ’ ‘   jam ! i forgot all about jam !   ’ ‘   whom did you expect ?   ’ ‘   your majesty ! please, it’s all his fault !   ’ ‘   silence !   ’ ‘   now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going ?   ’ ‘   curtsey while you’re thinking, it saves time.   ’ ‘   i’ll ask the questions !   ‘ ‘   do you play croquet ?   ’ ‘   do you want us both to lose our heads ?   ’ ‘   whom are you talking to ?   ’ ‘   i warn you child, if i lose my temper, you lose your head, understand ?   ’ ‘   you know, we could make her really angry.   ’ ‘   oh dear ! save the queen !   ’ ‘   someone’s head will roll for this !   ’ ‘   are you ready for your sentence ?   ’ ‘   what do you know about this uh… unfortunate affair ?   ’ ‘   i’m not a mile high. and i’m not leaving.   ’ ‘   why, you’re not a queen, you’re just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant…   ’ ‘   ___, wake up ! please wake up, ___ !   ’ ‘   ___, i… oh, well. come along, it’s time for tea.   ’

Unsure what the best part of the “Thor Ragnarok” snake joke is:

- Thor liking snakes

- Tiny!Thor’s instinct upon seeing a new snake to go investigate/pick it up

- Loki knowing that Thor likes snakes, and then using this information to get back at him (or possibly being completely unaware that Thor likes snakes and just assuming that a random snake on Asgard, somewhere, would make Thor curious)

- Loki’s snake plot involving: Thor is happy to see me/snake, picks me up/investigates, I turn back into a humanoid form, yell, and then stab him with some kind of knife/sword. Like not even bite him or anything and or strangle him as a snake. Just like… pretend to be a snake, then stab him as a humanoid. (to be fair, the film version is probably more like what an 6-8-year-old would plan, which… possibly makes it better?)

- Loki smiling afterward, like it’s a fond memory

- Chris Hemsworth’s delivery

- Tom Hiddleston possibly smiling because of Chris Hemsworth’s delivery/the silliness of the story

- Valkyrie’s reaction to this whole ridiculousness

- Tiny!Thor/adult!Thor possibly being more angry that Loki used Thor’s love of snakes against him than the fact that Loki stabbed him

- At least a reference to MCU!Loki turning into a non-humanoid character, which I’m pretty sure is something we haven’t seen before. Since it’s not something he’s done on-screen, and Loki has transformed a couple times (e.g., Odin, Captain America), there’s the potential that turning yourself into an animal is easier than turning yourself into a human, which is interesting, lore-wise (so  more magic + more lore possibilities is neat)

- the Jormundgandr implications

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I have received an important email. It's kind of a big deal, especially in the sad world we live in today.

Here's the article pictured above with working links.

So yeah, that's a thing. Lets let him know this is something we'll take seriously.

i really like the advice “write marginalized characters but don’t write about marginalization unless you experience it” 

absolutely i think cis people should expand their horizons and write trans characters, but they shouldn’t write stories about being trans. likewise i think allistic / NT authors should write about autistic characters! but not stories about being autistic. 

represent us. absolutely. but don’t tell our stories. let us do that.

Every year I spend most of my vacations on my own. Not exactly by choice, but also not because I lack the possibility of choosing. I do have friends and I want to see them and they want to see me. But I simply forget to make plans. Like, I’m so invested on bettering myself! I want to read all the books my friends recommended and watch all the movies and learn to play all the songs! I want to get into poetry and also learn more about rap so I can share my loved ones’ interests! I want to move more and also eat healthy and cook and bake and sew and dance and sing and paint! So in the end I try to do all of those and forget to make plans, so I end up isolated inside my house, which is kind of terrible for my mental health. It kind of backfires.

And when I feel lonely, I want to have people with me right now, not make plans for the next week. So I don’t make plans, and the next week I end up feeling lonely again. But calling and asking who has time now would come off as too needy, wouldn’t it? I’m sure everyone else is busy, and I don’t want to be rejected, so I end up not even asking.

Idk. Does anyone else feel like this?

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

i’m gonna become a naruto villain so naruto will punch me and tell me i’m actually a good person inside