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Teacher: I think itβs a reasonable assumption that none of you have ever been shot.
Peter: Umm...
Teacher: Apparently I was wrong. Peter, what the fuck?
Peter: Hehe. Funny story. *jumps out the window*
Ned: Pfft- Heβs out of here
Teacher: Do you know how he got shot?
Ned: Uh... *nyooms out the door*
Not Marvel. Funny though
bakugou: we are all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling
uraraka: ...explain?
bakugou: stressed, broke, gay
Peter our as Spider-Man talking to a criminal: Where can I find a wheelchair?
Criminal whoβs rant was interrupted: What? Why?
Peter: Cause I canβt stand bullshit
Clint stuck in a chair: You may be asking βClint, how did this happen? How did you do this to yourself?β
Natasha laughing to the side: Well kids, Clint has no clue either. Heβs just fucking dumb.
Natasha pulling out a knife: Now letβs help this poor man.
Clint: *Indiscernible screaming*
Peter, randomly quoting the internet: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.
Tony, sleep deprived: That makes ketchup a smoothie.
Clint, for once actually knowing something: Too much sugar! Itβs actually soda.
Natasha, exasperated and tired of everyoneβs shit: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is neither a smoothie or a soda. Itβs also knowing not to piss off an assassin for something as foolish as this at two in the morning.
Peter: If I die, please bury me either in a T-pose or the you know I had to do it pose.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblogβs will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Β
Peter: Hey Clint, youβre an ass ass in right?
Clint: What?
Peter: Youβre an ass ass in?
Clint: Kid, I have no idea what youβre trying to say
Tony while facepalming: He means assassin
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
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Anything Marvel. Other things as well as I get involved with other fandoms
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