HOW??????

Oh my God, this is beautiful

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

I spent over twelve fucking hours in one sitting to finish this thing. Why? Because I literally couldn't stop once I started.

I essentially pulled all this lore out of my ass on the spot.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my bullshit!!

It's almost 4 AM, so peace✌️

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!!!!! MAY I PLEASE USE THIS FOR FANFICTIKN PURPOSES?!?!?!?!

I AM CURRENTLY REWATCHING THE ENTIRE ANIME SINCE I JUSR DISCOVERED SEASON THREE WAS OUT AND OH MY GOD, THIS IS JUST PERFECT. HE'D LOOK LIKE A BABY SHIZU WITH BLUE HAIR AND GOLDEN EYES AND GGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I apologize for the capslock, I just fell in love with this AU concept HARD. It's so beautiful.

okay but guys, hear me out, tensura au where everything is the same, except rimuru can’t control the age of his different forms past his actual age.

meaning that, when he first gains his human form he’s maybe three or four months old, so his human form looks like

and if he wanted to, he could make himself look younger, but not older.

his brain still functions at its regular level, he just can’t really move much, or speak or all that other fun stuff

now this obviously makes things a little more complicated because it means he won’t be able to use his human form much at all for a few years yet.

but since he can taste in his human form, he does use it so that he can eat with the others, and can you just imagine a googly-eyed Rigurd feeding bby Rimuru and reminiscing about the days his sons used to be so tiny.

or like Benimaru just chilling at the head of the table with 6-month-old Rimuru lounging in his lap.

imagine there’s an important meeting with the leaders of different nations, and 3-year-old Rimuru is sitting there at the table, finger-painting, and the other leaders are kinda weirded out because whose baby is that and why is he here, but they don’t really pay attention to him, discussing Important Business™ with Rigurd. and then Rigurd looks towards the child and asks, “What do you think, Rimuru-sama?” and all the other nations leaders nearly shit themselves when Rimuru replies in a clear, intelligent voice, and in full sentences.

and of course, consider the fact that different species age at different rates! at 3 months old, his Tempest Wolf form would look like

and can you imagine how that would affect his dynamic with Ranga.

because on the one hand this is his master who can more than take care of himself, but on the other hand, he looks like a cub, and Ranga’s instincts are telling him he must protecc!!!

I NEEDED THIS Thank you, I have been wondering how bad their injuries could be every time I rewatched the movie and wanted a fanfic (whether written by someone else or by me) about the issues that could come from them

Thank you SO MUCH for this glorious information.

A Medically Accurate Analysis of the ROTTMNT Movie - Masterpost

With the help of an ER Nurse with multiple years in her field, this is a Masterpost for an analysis on the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie on what their injuries would be were the movie seen through a realistic lens. These injuries were figured out through hours of research into the movie and injuries that could come from certain attacks, and were proofread by an EMT who said it was accurate.

This post is dedicated to the angst lovers, artists, and writers out there who enjoy being realistic or accurate in their depictions of injuries and ailments. This is for you <3

Each character's injury list has a timestamp and description of the event that caused their injuries.

And at long last, the posts.

Rules - The 'rules' of the analysis

Benefit(s) of the Doubt - Caveats, so I can excuse how Leo's somehow alive

Leo’s Injuries

Donnie’s Injuries

Raph’s Injuries

Mikey’s Injuries

April’s Injuries

Casey Jr’s Injuries

Splinter’s Injuries

Brain Injuries

DISCLAIMER: Injuries are impossible to accurately predict, as this is both in a fictional setting and the fact that the same event could give different injuries to different people depending on many, many factors. These are theories.

Asks are open in reference to this post, and if you have anything you want to ask me about injuries in ROTTMNT episodes, for example, I’ll be happy to answer them!

Reblogs would be much appreciated, I’ve spent weeks working on this analysis between my jobs and schoolwork, and working around the schedule of professionals and their own schedules!!

I FINALLY WROTE IT!!!! ENJOY MY CRYPTID BATFAMILY FANFICTION!!!!

please reblog for a bigger sample size

Wrote a thing based on a shit ton of Cryptid Batfam I've read and seen on both AO3 and here. I'm still working on the second chapter, which will be more detailed regarding lore.

Enjoy.

I had permission to write this :3

NOBODY DISRESPECTS MY FELLOW GENDERFLUID, BIROMANTIC, AND ASEXUAL PEOPLE WITHOUT A BITCH SLAP

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Just finished this; enjoy.