NOBODY DISRESPECTS MY FELLOW GENDERFLUID, BIROMANTIC, AND ASEXUAL PEOPLE WITHOUT A BITCH SLAP

I had permission to write this :3

It's Not Over by Ck9c and Elizabeth Ann

I have it on loop right now lol

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

It's in the eyes

I don't think I have ever wanted something so violently that I am already envisioning shit before it even exists. I think.

Well, Mermay is almost done buuut, Aquatic batfam is always lovely. So which would you be fine hearing me ramble about-slash-work on the Oneshots lol

Eel Mer-   Eeels. Long wriggly friends. Now with apposable thumbs! And Bruce's growing adoption problem- and a slight family curse but shhh.

Merfolk-   I mean, fish! A mixture of modern and fantasy with the merfolk of Gotham waters being cryptids compared to the rest of the seas. The bats think it's hilarious.

Octopus Mer-   Octopi are fun. And you ever see the videos of octopus continuously escaping their tanks? Imagine if the octopi were vigilantes with weapons. Yeaah...

Crabtaur-  Lazarus crabs? Lazarus crabs! And a curse to them all that they have to work around in their day to day lives.

Nudibranch-   Sea Slugs? Indeed. And a lot of them poisonous and using the poisons in their work- along with messing with each other.

Mershark-   Sharks! Includes Flashpoint-esque Thomas being a murder grandpa and past AlfredxMarthaxThomas, along with Bruce being less murderous

Kraken-   Squids. Think giant merfolk but well, giant squids. Fantasy-esque AU with Gotham being the largest population of pirates & crime on the seas.

Sea Dragon- Sea serpents mixed with seahorses and a bit more. Includes the kids being bio-kids via blood ritual and a couple galas. Also some shapeshifting.

Forgot to share this after posting it on AO3!! Here you go!

The original post is so old, holy shit

1995

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

I would absolutely prefer befriending a dragon over sex

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

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