I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!!!!! MAY I PLEASE USE THIS FOR FANFICTIKN PURPOSES?!?!?!?!

I forgot to share the link after publishing-

I spent over twelve fucking hours in one sitting to finish this thing. Why? Because I literally couldn't stop once I started.

I essentially pulled all this lore out of my ass on the spot.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my bullshit!!

It's almost 4 AM, so peace✌️

I NEEDED THIS Thank you, I have been wondering how bad their injuries could be every time I rewatched the movie and wanted a fanfic (whether written by someone else or by me) about the issues that could come from them

Thank you SO MUCH for this glorious information.

A Medically Accurate Analysis of the ROTTMNT Movie - Masterpost

With the help of an ER Nurse with multiple years in her field, this is a Masterpost for an analysis on the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie on what their injuries would be were the movie seen through a realistic lens. These injuries were figured out through hours of research into the movie and injuries that could come from certain attacks, and were proofread by an EMT who said it was accurate.

This post is dedicated to the angst lovers, artists, and writers out there who enjoy being realistic or accurate in their depictions of injuries and ailments. This is for you <3

Each character's injury list has a timestamp and description of the event that caused their injuries.

And at long last, the posts.

Rules - The 'rules' of the analysis

Benefit(s) of the Doubt - Caveats, so I can excuse how Leo's somehow alive

Leo’s Injuries

Donnie’s Injuries

Raph’s Injuries

Mikey’s Injuries

April’s Injuries

Casey Jr’s Injuries

Splinter’s Injuries

Brain Injuries

DISCLAIMER: Injuries are impossible to accurately predict, as this is both in a fictional setting and the fact that the same event could give different injuries to different people depending on many, many factors. These are theories.

Asks are open in reference to this post, and if you have anything you want to ask me about injuries in ROTTMNT episodes, for example, I’ll be happy to answer them!

Reblogs would be much appreciated, I’ve spent weeks working on this analysis between my jobs and schoolwork, and working around the schedule of professionals and their own schedules!!

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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!!!!! ONLY I REFER TO THE CHAOTIC BLOODMOON TWIN AS HUNTER BUT HIM BEING A LEGITIMATE DEMON IS SO FUCKING PERFECT LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't remember if I've sent this before but

I'm just obsessed with the idea of the chaotic Bloodmoon twin being a literal demon (Bloody, calling the other Harvest for the sake of reading coherency)

That one clip where Bloody sounds so sure that he's the original Bloodmoon and Harvest sounds less sure.

The fact that Eclipse is surprised that there are two of them instead of just one

They're just a little blood demon that needs sacrifices to live!

I also just find the idea of Eclipse screwing up so badly that he managed to accidentally summon a demon hilarious

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I absolutely love this entire chain

Another de-aged Danny au, but he's with Dan & Ellie & Jazz as well.

Jason has like just arrived back to Gotham, caused chaos in the underbelly due to well, 8 heads in a duffle bag, and is just starting his takeover of Crime Alley. It's going good, great even! And then he busts some sort of gang or smuggling ring run by people in white suits and there's... holy shit why do these four toddlers have Lazarus eyes?!

Is that a lab?! And Lazarus waters?! Jason might be a bit mad but he's not an asshole, he's not going to just leave these kids here to the streets. He can't just take them to the Batclan either, and as much as he begrudgingly trusts Talia, he sure as fuck doesn't trust Ras. Who knows what he'd do to four... what are they, pit-kids?

Now he's juggling his whole revenge-thing, running a criminal empire, taking over Gotham's underbelly, and being a single dad. At least the goonion seems to be down for helping, seeing as he's making Crime Alley safer...? .... Fuck he needs some proper sleep

I had permission to write this :3

SEASON 3 MUST BE CREATED; THIS SHOW IS A MASTERPIECE

Everyone reblog this IMMEDIATELY

Just finished this; enjoy.

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I would absolutely prefer befriending a dragon over sex

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.