wishing we had gotten more episodes w audra bcuz do y’all have any idea how funny it would’ve been to see her meet cooper. like it would literally be this.
Odysseus: *gazing at Diomedes* Gods above he’s hot…
Achilles: *gazing at Patroclus* Isn’t he, though?
Agamemnon: *overhearing them* Who’s so hot?
Achilles and Odysseus in unison without looking away from their crushes: Your mom.
the comments are my fav lol
More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:
HES SEVENTEEN
He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.
He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.
Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.
He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)
Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.
If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.
He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.
He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.
He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.
The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.
He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.
Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.
Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.
He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.
He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.
He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.
HES SEVENTEEN.
I used Wigglypaint and made some commemorative paws to remember The Great Boopening long after it's ended. Use 'em for whatever, they're free for anything. 🐾
Plus a second ginger color way because I realized after the fact that they gave it brown paw pads, so here's a brown one.
Oh, come fucking on!
Not only they didn't make a doll of Wyatt for Z-o-m-b-i-e-s 3, but also made him straight???
When will the personal attacks stop???
(And also no doll of A-lan!)
Screw that, I'm shipping them.
They're roommates now.
sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too
i need forehead and nose kisses
i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face
evan holding barty while he complains about his dad
giving each other looks™️
holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake
on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.
demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other
the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together
holding each other after nightmares
once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes
barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study
barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls
just. soft rosekiller being so so in love
Do you know how hard I’m resisting not pressing boop 1000 times every time I see it by a random username on my dash