Barty X Evan - Blog Posts

Barty, Evan realised, was very spacey. And not like Pandora, who is more up in the clouds, her thoughts constantly floating from one place to the next. Barty, on the other hand, was more like, if there was nothing to keep his attention, he would drift off into nothingness. It's the only way Evan could describe it. If what was happening couldn't grab his attention, his eyes would drift to something off to the side, and it was like his mind went completely blank. It would take ages to get him out of them.

It hurt Evan to see that the older they got, the worse these episodes got. He was scared that one day, he'd just never be able to find Barty in those eyes again.

Barty is extremely loud in bed with Evan, he is definitely a screamer, and not even on purpose. He just feels so safe and comfortable with Evan that he can't stop himself from expressing how incredibly good he feels with Evan showing him so much attention.

Rosekiller that casually rest their hand on the others crotch. Like, they will be sitting together, and Evan will wrap an arm around Barty's waist and end with his hand cupping Barty's crotch. And Barty, in return, will snuggle in close, placing his hand on Evan’s crotch, without even meaning to (some of the time), it was just to keep his balance.

Evan, whenever they do this, will always cup Barty and Barty always without fail, will close his legs around Evans' hand so he can't leave.

Most of the time, it isn't even a sexual thing, it's their own form of casual intimacy.

Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.

This is the sort of shit that Rosekiller would pull

Rosekiller anthem 🥀

finally going to start reading atyd

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too

i need forehead and nose kisses

i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face

evan holding barty while he complains about his dad

giving each other looks™️

holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake

on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.

demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other

the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together

holding each other after nightmares

once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes

barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study

barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls

just. soft rosekiller being so so in love

someone please give me long rosekiller fic recs with a happy ending

Barty's animagus being a hyena, who agrees?

I have my personal opinion, but I'm curious what other people think, so...

Rosekiller would say they had a meet-cute, but what happened was actually Barty robbing a bank and Regulus is his getaway car, but Evan was just parking outside and Barty accidentally got into Evan’s car instead.

oh we cheered

@yelishere asked for more Rosekiller fanart and I delivered 🫡

Don’t mind Barty, he’s in paradise

Hope you like it 💕

Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasn’t even your drink

Barty: doesn’t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isn’t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and he’s scared he ruined there friendship

hiiii

i was wondering if you could write about Rosekiller? If you could make them in hogsmeade that would be great! I hope you get more requests for writing 💚

Hi! Thankyou so much for being my first request. I absolutely loved writing this fic. (Espscially because I never really interact with Rosekiller!)

♡ - English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if sentences sound weird or the commas aren't placed right. I'm a beginner writer and this is one of my first fics. Thankyou!

⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ🎧ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰ Hogsmeade trip

It was cold, ice cold when Barty and Evan entered the three broomsticks in hogsmeade to meet with their girlfriend.

They had walked around the whole afternoon, tasting the best sweets in Honeydukes, trying out some of the pranks they bought from Zonko's (to the dislike of quite a few hufflepuffs.)

They had even decided to spoil their girlfriend by buying new tea, even if both Barty and Evan preffered a good butterbeer or dark bitter coffee.

And there she was, waiting for the 2 boys by a table. She looked up when the door opened and smiled at her two boys, it seems like she's been waiting for quite the time now looking at the big empty mug.

"How long did you wait for us?" Evan asked his girlfriend, and to his (and Barty's) dismay you answered with "A very long time, you two are really late. I almost wanted to leave. I missed you two."

Let's just say they ended up spoiling you more, and at the very end of the day you ended up in Barty's arms with Evan's head resting in your chest, giving you a kiss every once in a while.

i need someone to write rosekiller babysitting asap

I wanna see what would happen if a child was left with barty and evan

Nobody:

Mentally ill mfs:

pleaseeeeee, listen to my Spotify playlist, it's so chaotic and amazing, it needs to be shared (it's atrociously long btw)

I need someone to draw Barty and Evan as Joker and Harley Quinn. Please tell me you see the vision.

I’ve always been a regulus kinnie, but recently I’ve felt like Evan and Barty’s weird kid if that kid had reg and James as uncles…

Barty Crouch Jr. has a grown out buzz cut, eyeliner, and a rose tattoo on his neck.

I don’t make the rules.

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will

the pantheon (a.k.a slytherin skittles(what a TERRIBLE NAME))

we listen and we dont judge (i dont like them very much, the hole death eather shit y'know)(minus my angel pandora, she's sweet as sugar, she deserves to be protected from the world)

following the redos , pt2(here you find dorcas), or you can find the og in here.

Regulus Black

Barty Crouch Jr (yes he's a bitch, but a ravenclaw bitch, dont forget that)

Evan Rosier

Pandora Rosier (my mistic girl)

I made a playlist for my rosekiller fic......

link to the fic if you wanna read it!!

Down On His Knees

Barty Crouch Jr was not straight canon.

And you can't prove me wrong

right what kind if Patroclus/Achilles bs is going on with rosekiller because it IS the same obsessive vibe lowk

barty and evan would’ve wanted their ashes combined

He's allergic to pollen

This man literally has the worst allergies EVER

Bartemius crouchemius Jr's nickname is "bee" just so we're all clear.

Regulus came up with it, it was a joke that he would make when Evan was out the room. The rose and his bee, but it stuck.

Head Canon that Barty Crouch Jr calls Regulus Black a cumslut and Regulus Black calls Barty Crouch Jr a cocksucker