Latest Posts by g0ldenbear - Page 4

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

masking isnt enough anymore i need a powerful amulet

*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*

an eye for an eye makes the whole world have cool as fuck eye patches #vengeance

"or other undisclosed dumb crud I hate. you will be shot on sight." That's an insanely nonspecific set of boundaries to put something so shitty as a repercussion, what the HELL is wrong with you dude?

do you think I have real hitmen on my payroll

Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right

Gabriel: Zoinks! Jeremy: Yikes! Susie: Jeepers! Fritz: Jinkies! Cassidy: FUCK

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

Sorry little guy but i defeat you in one wicked strike

What could he possibly Fucking want.

“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:

NOW DO YOU HATE ME ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME ARE YOU ABLE TO FEEL CULPABILITY COME FORTH AND KILL ME BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME TAKE YOUR TIME ALL WE HAVE IS ETERNITY NOW WITH A NEW START BROKEN AND TORN APART NOTHING IN ME RESEMBLES A HUMAN HEART MY NAME IS UNKNOWN SOMETHING I’VE NEVER TOLD ON MY OWN I DECLARE I DON’T WANNA GO HOME

this is exactly what being a girl feels like

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

hi kaz do you want to play a games

YESSSS HI BUILY

i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell

great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

Does Alvin feed you?¿

only the bones of the chicken wings he eats that greedy fouck

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

i’m glad jeff the killer has turned into just a silly internet guy nowadays but god i wish people utilized the fact that his original mythos had him as a shitty thirteen year old more. the jeff the killer jokes are funny as is but even funnier if you imagine him as a shitty edgelord preteen that barely comes up to your chest