Can't Decide Whether It's Funnier To Say "my Hungry Ass Could Never Work At A" And Then Say Something

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

More Posts from G0ldenbear and Others

1 year ago

please lord im only 7

10 months ago

ohhh fuck. the piend tunnel

Ohhh Fuck. The Piend Tunnel

You enter this place and you never fucking leave do you understand me.

2 months ago

godspeed soldier

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

Going To Fazbeaes Pizzarea. It Isn't Far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

10 months ago

what’s that?

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

1 year ago

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

1 year ago

ultimate custom night be like:

Ultimate Custom Night Be Like:
3 months ago

got killed. 40th anniversary this year 🎉 oh mygod i am 53 years old

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

2 months ago

o.k. yay i’ll tell eva to not bite your skull

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

Going To Fazbeaes Pizzarea. It Isn't Far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

5 months ago

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

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g0ldenbear - funniest dead child this side of utah
funniest dead child this side of utah

cassidy, he/she, 13yo forever, golden freddy fnaf irl

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