Sorry Little Guy But I Defeat You In One Wicked Strike

“he probably doesn’t need to be babysat all the time, he’s ten.”

(Right?)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

“i know, and it sucks.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

yeah he just hangs out and fishes

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

also we’re trying to make pizza cause somehow none of the ingredience have gone bad but eva thinks the tomato sauce is “too spicy.” girl it’s tomatoes...

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

please lord im only 7

“um, okay. who?”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.