SAW SOMETHING?!

Idk why I like making horror”ish” stuff, I mean I’m not super today it but I like making it

And just stuff deconnected from reality

Your very friend shaped

huh I guess so yeah, I’m less friend like than I was before the whole thing…. though.. I still do like making friends tho! Haven’t really talked to anyone much besides the employees since I came here.

OOOOoooOoo 👀 Show me! Ill be on my merry way then >;]

HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?

oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."

~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?

Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you

Benjamin canonically(in the rp with my friend) tried to murder Dave with a flamethrower after Dave sneaked into the restaurant again 

It went wrong, he set himself on fire

It’s fun! And I have issues

Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!

Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy

Do you got by any change sum doors?

“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”

~Uh- Actually, I just realised I have an appointment I need to get to, so- there's really no need aha. But thanks for the offer

ahw that’s too bad, have a nice one tho (:

~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?

Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you

The risk of the deal

I might actually redesign captain lolbit and turn them more in a oc with design

Also their accent is weird it’s like a xombo of a Texan put together with a German pirate, it’s very weird

Idc this is a askblog I want everyone to see my son I just made

(Ps if you see the same post on corn-of-void don’t worry it’s not stolen it’s just my other acc lmao)