There Is Something Of A Baby Hierarchy In The Wardens

yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em

^ Things Morgan keeps insisting when all the not super weirdly tall people around him call him super weirdly tall 

I promise I’m actually going to do these. I’m sorry they’re taking so long

Hey I just hit 100 followers so give me a bit and I’ll post 100 headcanons.

Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can't get to it.

Morgan: I'm the justice department, not the pest control department

Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can’t get to it.

Morgan: I’m the justice department, not the pest control department

That one part from Charlottes Web that says "Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice." Reminds me of Morgan.

Funny story the first time I read Storm Front I somehow managed to entirely gloss over Morgan's physical description outside of "tall and have sword" - I have no fucking idea how I did it but it happened - and when I went back to reread my favorite parts I saw it like a solid two months after I'd finished the book and had a VERY different picture of him in mind. The part that shook me the most was the ponytail, I had always pictured him with short hair up until then

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

Morgan, on an undercover mission with Anastasia: это деликатная ситуация- OH my God Anastasia look at that dog it’s so adorable! do you think I can pet it? 

Anastasia: Morgan please focus we have a job to do. 

(это деликатная ситуация = This is a delicate situation. For the record I just love the mental image of Morgan, a giant bearded man with a Cossack hat and a long black winter coat, getting distracted by and excited about cute dogs.) 

The Dresden Troubled Bird Files

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Thomas Raith:

Molly Carpenter:

Mab:

Donald Morgan:

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The White Council:

Maeve:

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