Carlos: Morgan, Come Get This Spider. I Can’t Get To It.

Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die. 

Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. 

This is a canon interaction between Harry and Morgan. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Submitted Prompt #62

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news–”

“Let me stop you right there. You do like being the bearer of bad news. You enjoy it. It’s who and what you are. Continue.”

My one of my two favorite scenes from Turn Coat

“It’s a tough target,” I admitted. “It knows magic, and how to defend against it.” “Yes,” Morgan said. He watched me pick a preloaded syringe of antibiotics from the cooler. “And its abilities are more than the equal of both of us put together.” “Jinkies,” I said. I primed the syringe and pushed the antibiotics into the IV line. Then I got the codeine and a cup of water, offering Morgan both. He downed the pills, laid his head back wearily, and closed his eyes. “I Saw one once, too,” he said. I started cleaning up. I didn’t say anything. “They aren’t invulnerable. They can be killed.” I tossed wrappers into the trash can and restored equipment to the medical kit. I grimaced at the bloodied rug that still lay beneath Morgan. I’d have to get that out from under him soon. I turned to leave, but stopped in the doorway. “How’d you do it?” I asked, without looking behind me. It took him a moment to answer. I thought he’d passed out again. “It was the fifties,” he said. “Started in New Mexico. It followed me to Nevada. I lured it onto a government testing site, and stepped across into the Nevernever just before the bomb went off.” I blinked and looked over my shoulder at him. “You nuked it?” He opened one eye and smiled. It was sort of creepy. “Stars and stones… that’s…” I had to call a spade a spade. “Kind of cool.” “Gets me to sleep at night,” he mumbled. He closed his eye again, sighed, and let his head sag a little to one side.

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

My hcs are either about morgan having a huge extended family to no family at all and there's no in between, idk which I like more

Harry Dresden: This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.

*everyone claps*

Harry Dresden: The bad news is, we’re crash landing.

*Plane goes on a dive*

Harry Dresden: When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Dresden.

Headcanon:

Carlos refers to Morgan as "Uncle Morgan" on a regular basis. Morgan has given up on trying to get him to stop.

I ship Morgan with happiness safety and some peace and fucking quiet

Pictures from the graphic novel 'Welcome to the Jungle' the artist is Adrian Syaf

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great