That One Part From Charlottes Web That Says "Fern Was Up At Daylight, Trying To Rid The World Of Injustice."

Mouse: BARK

Harry (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

Morgan Headcanon:

Morgan hates mornings. He's perfectly capable of getting up early, and he does most of the time. But the days when he can sleep in are his favourite.

yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em

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Imagine Anastasia and Morgan as paranormal investigators like the dudes from buzzfeed unsolved except instead of one being a dick to ghosts and one being afraid of the ghosts they both are a dick to the ghosts. 

Like, the goatman bridge thing;

Morgan: It’s MY bridge now

Anastasia: We’ll be back for you, goatman, afterall it is our bridge now

Morgan: As we snuff out these candles we snuff you out of the mortal world you fucking wimp

Anastasia: I’m dancing on your bridge! Look at how I’m dancing on your bridge!

Morgan: Fuck you Goatman

Anastasia: If you want me off this bridge you’re gonna have to throw me off of it!

The dresden files show is like, way off from the books, but the one scene I honestly belive would fit in the books is:

Morgan: some things never change. Always blowing things up. Harry: I don’t always blow things up. Morgan: right. Sometimes you set things on fire.

Like, that is a legit exchange that would happen.

Morgan: I was just like you when I was a kid. I was this badass wizard with these big plans to change the world.

Harry: Yeah? What happened?

Morgan: Oh, didn’t you hear? I changed the world.

This is all I wanted to do

Harry: Morgan why are you so mean-

Morgan: Ik spreek geen Engels.

Harry: Seriously. 

Morgan: Ja.