So, Low-key, I Know There’s Zero Textual Proof Of This And It Changes Virtually Nothing. But I Imagine

>Morgan is very tall

>Morgan is very buff

>Morgan has buff long legs

>Morgan walks really fast

>Everyone except Harry has to run to keep up with him if he walks at his normal pace and he is easily annoyed by people walking slowly (slowly by his standards which is basically normal pace for us non-giants)

Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can’t get to it.

Morgan: I’m the justice department, not the pest control department

Morgan: I may have been... Lightly stabbed.

Anastasia: You were stabbed?!

Morgan: Lightly!

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

Harry: Maggie, go clean your room.

Maggie: *activates lightsaber in darkened hallway*

Harry: *sighs* All right. Let’s do this *activates lightsaber*

Morgan, at least when he was younger and more lighthearted and all, definitely leans on all of his friends shoulders just to flex that hes a literal giant.

Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die. 

Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. 

Charity: knock knock

Michael: Who's there? I hope it's you, because you're the best.