Harry: Zombies Sounds Like A Bad Way To Die. 

Who does Jim Butcher think he is, ripping my heart out

Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages 

Daily Dresden

“He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, “You are an untidy person.”  ― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

Donald "It's just a flesh wound" Morgan, ignoring 12 stab wounds:

Harry: Hey Morgan can you-

Morgan: Mes dieux. Combien de fois dois-je le dire.

Harry: I swear to God-

Morgan: Je ne parle pas anglais.

This week’s Dresden Drop includes a brand-new Morgan POV microfiction, more fabulous RPG images to inspire you to enter the Fanart Contest (HEY, JOIN OUR FANART CONTEST!!!), a Grave Peril reread, and another sweepstakes for signed goodies!  Check it out!

Art: Mika Kuloda and Tyler Walpole

>Morgan is very tall

>Morgan is very buff

>Morgan has buff long legs

>Morgan walks really fast

>Everyone except Harry has to run to keep up with him if he walks at his normal pace and he is easily annoyed by people walking slowly (slowly by his standards which is basically normal pace for us non-giants)

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Reblog and put in the tags: If you could pick a fictional character from absolutely any piece of media In Which They Do Not Say Fuck, and give them the ability to say fuck in canon, who would it be?