Latest Posts by cxlandine - Page 4

historians will see a girl leave a note for her paramour to fossilise over billions of years just so she knows she misses her and say they were good friends

gilears voice is slightly different - maybe it's just that brennan hasn't done that voice in a while, but i really think there's something up with him. obviously he's had great luck (probably a trade-off for figs new terrible luck) but his personality seems to have changed and fabian didn't make an insight check

Anyone else getting odd vibes for Gilear this episode…? Cause between him mysteriously winning a vacation and getting engaged/married without telling Fig (cause you KNOW he’d tell her) and Fig’s Dairy Demon Deal™️, I feel like something is up…

can't believe you got through all of this without mentioning the fact that the hot ranger lady gives you a demon/god/cat std and her boyfriend's niece also gets it because she drank her blood

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

it's not that cassandra is feeling neglected imo bc kristen is actively rejecting her lmao, but i think there's something to the idea that cassandra is a reflection of kristen. she doesn't act like kristen (not even any previous iteration of kristen) but she does look like kristen and represent a time in kristen's life that she maybe doesn't want to think about, possibly because of a certain someone tattooed on her neck that's not here anymore👀👀

ok ok ok not to uh. get up in weeds about the whole cass and kristen thing but i keep seeing people say like ‘i feel so bad for cassandra’ but an important thing that i feel like we need to remember that brennan has emphasized throughout previous seasons about the gods is that they are the reflection of their followers. cass looks like kristen because they are kristen.

when cass is feeling neglected and shunted aside do we think maybe it’s cuz who kristen actually is is being neglected? they have spent the whole summer trying to save the world, that doesn’t leave time for them to like process what they’ve gone through and who they are so maybe cass feels dejected cuz kristen doesn’t know who she is either

just. food for thought

the joke is that we haven't met them before! i don't think the pcs know them either, they're just making up dynamics on the spot based on the people brennan brings out

sorry im so confused did i miss something who is ecaf who is squeem who is balthazar and who is duggens. or am i just autistic and the joke is that weve never met them before

poor cassandra is being abused 😭'i'll change everything about me so you'll like me more and give you all these cool powers, could you maybe talk to ppl about me so i don't fade out of existence and become the nightmare king again' MY POOR GIRL

Cassandra I would treat you right as your cleric I promise baby just give me a chance

JUNIOR YEAR EP 1 SPOILERS + THEORY

OK. OK IMCHILL ABOUT THIS.

lemon yoghurt demon yes, but consider - corn cutie glob. tuna surprise.

I'm in love with both of them your honor

something about scar breaking the rules rerolling for hard on episode one, and almost hitting reroll instead of succeed later. the reroll sealed his fate on the first episode - he was at the mercy of the watchers, and his friends tried to help him solve their puzzle not realising that for once the fates had mercy. and when he is revealed to be the gods' favourite they turn on him, their pity turning to envy. the watchers isolate him through their perceived favour, and when he is isolated he fights to complete his task instead of rerolling his fate. he simply does what they ask because they're the only alliance he has, but even then he feels the call to reroll again. to get something different, something with friends, something where he doesn't have to hurt anyone. but he knows what rerolling got him, and in the end he settles for success.

[ FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION ]

I blame Martyn Inthelittlewood

click for better quality thanks tumblr

don't forget that pearl remembers the vindication of finally having a friend, and one that will make the ultimate sacrifice for you. of thinking everything was lost, of being the witch to scar's wicked, of resigning yourself to fight for blood until you are truly alone. the welcoming arms into victory that finally healed her aching heart. not to have to scratch and claw your way to the gates but to be invited in.

she saw herself in him and it drove her to make a sacrifice, and he saw himself in her and it drove him to stop her.

i haven't watched pearl's episode yet. but there's something to be said about the fact that she knew scar well enough to know that, when it was the two of them, he would have too much pride to accept a sacrifice.

she doesn't want to win, and she tells him at first before she quietly tucks that secret back into its shell after scar's indignant reaction to her first attempt at self-sacrifice. she lets scar forget about it as they kill gem, and then as scar kills pearl. at no point does she try to say here, let me give this to you. she knows scar, but she also knows the pain of an ending like that.

but she misses a few swings, doesn't she? her legs don't move as quickly to duck away from his arrows. and isn't that familiar? isn't that something like a cactus ring, with two unrelenting fists and two half-hearted ones: a fight with two unwilling participants, a fight that was over before it ever really began at the insistence of one of its patrons

pearl is all too familiar with the sting of sacrifice, but then on the other side of things... scar knows all too well the tragedy of gifted victory, doesn't he?

i don't know if this caption is a quote/reference but thinking about how trader scars was the first base to be destroyed, and it was never rebuilt. how he lived in the wreckage. the only things left standing were his walls and his monsters.

queen of nothing, wearing such a heavy crown

how fucking long is this guy's torso

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

unfinished grian + etho designs from session 6

thinking about grian's 'there's a way we can still be friends' in last life. he didn't turn on the mounders - he wanted to stay friends.

Gah the way Mumbo was so distrustful of Yellows for having abilities they could use against Greens, the way Mumbo went after the Mounders (his friends) when he turned Red, the way they tried to talk him down and almost convinced him they could still be a team...

Because that's how it was in Last Life. In Last Life, once you were Red you're friends were gone. That was it. You couldn't ally anymore.

And Mumbo never got past that, he never got to see an alternative (until the small glimpse he got with the Mounders, before the Warden got him)

just feel the need to revisit this after session 6...

has this been done yet?

WHY IS ETHO EBENEZER SCROOGE AND WHY DOES IT KIND OF MAKE SENSE

4 beds 4 cuddling

has this been done yet?

WAIT FANTASY CHARACTER STIMMING BY FLUFFING UP THEIR WINGS?? PLS!

WAIT OK . last season we had ayda learning that she was autistic at the very end

that means this season we could have fully realized autistic ayda on the screen . understanding her own needs and not tampering herself for others , having friends and a girlfriend who love and support all of her . imagine her infodumping unashamedly ! imagine her learning that she’s not just there to be useful , and it’s ok for her to need help ! imagine her stimming !!! ( dimension 20 cast if you don’t let that girl stim i swear to corn god )

i don't have art to go along w this rn, BUT i desperately want junior year to include ayda living w her dad IF ONLY so fig and adaine can visit and we can see the inevitably insane house arthur aguefort lives in!!

YOU'RE SO TRUE FOR THIS

sparks

reposting this myself because i now cannot for the life of me remember what i thought twizzlers were. something to do with pizza???

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.

now feels like a good time to talk about ragh, possibly the biggest boy at aguefort, crawling over tables because he thinks there’s an earthquake. brennan doesn’t describe anyone else doing this, so we can infer that JUST RAGH decided the floor was lava and did a cat thing on the tables.

rewatching Fantasy High and the degree to which Ragh hates Gorgug at first is so fucking funny

he came outta nowhere just to tackle Gorgug in midair, and also literally crawled across the cafeteria floor during an "earthquake alarm" just to smash the dude's face in, and then crawled back, i love him

had a dream where dimension 20 released a new safari-based campaign. zac oyama was an elephant and spent 20 minutes trying to reach a high tree branch, with giraffe brian murphy providing moral support but not helping while lou and ally killed and ate a bunch of people as lions. i kept thinking 'wow, they really haven't done anything this session', and then watched them all have graphic, cinematic deaths one by one over the course of several years.

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN HAWKINS

i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired

i've said it before and i'll say it again: kristen applebees' character progression in fantasy high from her losing faith in helio was an act of pure rebellion from ally beardsley that brennan did not, in fact, canonically make their god an omniscient animated cob of corn.

my favourite design of caramelinda yet. this is incredible

The first dance of the princesses Caramelinda and Lazuli Rocks ~

(I based cara’s dress off of a werther’s wrapper lol)

the fact that this was almost entirely accurate with the exception of FIVE pullinh the car over all excited and KLAUS wanting to advance plot. you love to see it.

at this point i don’t even want klaus and five’s visit to the biggest ball of twine to be plot relevant at all. i want them to be roadtripping to somewhere plot relevant and they have to pass through Minnesota to get there and they drive right past it like

Klaus: we have to stop the car. right now

Five: what

Klaus: stop the car

Five: why?

Klaus: big ball of twine

Five: … i’m not stopping the car so you can look at a giant ball of twine

*cuts immediately to the two of them standing right in front of the ball*

Klaus: you know, i really thought it’d be bigger :\

jonathan is a hermit and recluse that only appears once in a full moon with a full conspiracy board just before the final battle.

just know that max didn't have a letter for jonathan

he deserves better please.