Rachel: [has Prophecy Vision About Luke]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

Part of my roadtrip tool me to Atlanta. And, the Civil Rights Center was amazing. Very powerful. They have this one exhibit where you sit at a lunch counter and close your eyes and put on headphones. And It plays sounds like you are at a sit in and people are yelling. And it times how long you can sit there for. I think i lasted almost a minute before i was almost crying.

It…made its point.

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tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”

Hufflepuff: I challenge you to a pun off!

Gryffindor: Puns aren’t funny…

Hufflepuff: … what about you?

Slytherin: I would, but I don’t think you could stand the PUNishment.

Hufflepuff: … Ravenclaw?…

Ravenclaw: Wow, you got played by a PUNk.

Gryffindor: *Groans*

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *High-five*

People from the hood going to the American Institution of Magic and saying things like “yo what’s good ma brotha” and “AYYYYYE I KNEW MY HOMEGIRL WOULD BE UP IN THIS BITCH” and all these stuffy wizards are baffled by them (ravenclaw)

Shane: I want to tell you something about myself, about who I am but I'm afraid because you're not gonna like it...

Ryan: It's fine, just rip the bandage off, big guy.

Shane: I'm a demon.

Ryan: Put the bandage back on

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