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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

Veronica: Man school sucks.

JD: I know, right? We'll go on a murder spree, blowing up high schools all over America. They will realize the truth, that high schools are nothing more than breeding ground of the ignorant and intolerant assholes that will one day rule our world.

Veronica: What the fuck JD?

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

Heyyyy, Tumblr! I have decided to do a semi-High-Rise themed giveaway and I also added a couple of Loki items since Ragnarok is currently filming :) since it was recently released on Blu-ray and DVD in the US. I’m so excited to be doing this since Tumblr has been a major part of my life, especially this blog within the past year and a half. I appreciate every one of you! Down below are rules, the items included, and additional info!

Rules:

One lucky winner will be chosen

Please be following hiddlesblog for your entry to count

Absolutely no giveaway blogs

Winner must be in the U.S. due to packaging expenses and forms (sorry!)

Likes are greatly appreciated, but only reblogs will be entered

Winners will be chosen through a random generator

What you’ll win:

High-Rise on Blu-Ray

High-Rise (the novel) by J.G. Ballard

Tom Hiddleston small 15.5″ X 23.2″ poster

Hiddlestoner mug

The “If you’re not Tom Hiddleston, I’m not interested” T-shirt Tom took a picture of on his phone when I met him (I bought a large for this giveaway; size is Unisex)

Loki helmet keyring

Loki Funko POP Marvel Bobblehead

Tom Hiddleston black and white pillowcase

If you win:

The winner for this giveaway will have 48 hours to respond (I will leave a message in your ask box or on your Tumblr chat) - failing to respond in the 48 hours, another winner will be randomly chosen.

I will need your shipping information to mail the items.

Entries will be accepted until September 6th 12:00am (EST) and winner will be chosen by September 7th.

GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS!

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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One of the most beautiful and cutest humans ever being 😩✨

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