People From The Hood Going To The American Institution Of Magic And Saying Things Like “yo What’s

I NEED A SHYAN FIC BASED ON THIS.

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

A ride through Paris

ffs Shane let them be dead in peace 

You know that moment

“What are you doing?”

“Reading.”

“Reading what?”

“A story.”

“About what?”

percy: i am a straight boy and this is a new life ah yes camp

luke: hi

percy: fuck

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

Person A: "I love you"

Person B: "Thank you" *Smiles*

Person A: "That wasn't the answer I was looking for"

Person B: "Thank you very much?"

Person A: "Are you kidding me!!"

Why don’t you take off your red shoes So we can end our night well spent? And why don’t you say what’s on your mind? I won’t run away