Alexpilled

Shitty Alex aesthetic: y’know, considering that night school studio has put out two games now and both of them involve drinking alcohol and then having an absolutely terrible evening, i’m starting to think they have some sort of agenda

DNI: - general dni criteria (racists, homophobes, transphobes including terfs & transmeds, antisemites, ableists, pedos/MAPs, other bigots, etc) - jonalex shippers/proshippers in general - nsfw/kink blogs

LINKS: suggestion blog - https://alex-suggestion.tumblr.com/

so proud of @galacticterror for deciding to stop kinning jonas oxenfree for One (1) Hour

me after making a shitpost specifically to bring pain to jonas galacticterror: I Have To Inflict This Onto My Tumblr Followers

Closing the hole with you stupid *toy* will spare your–your *friends* from our bloom, sure, but it will seal *you* up *here* with *us*.

im thinking about how after all the bonding jonas is alone again while alex is stuck in the loop and im :(

strolls back into the oxenfree tag after like three months hiiiiiiiii

if i see one more person whitewash alex im going to commit a felony

is this funny? am i funny? will the oxenfree tumblr fandom let me in now?