How Is Trump Alive?? Like Hes Rlly Gone Thru His Whole Life Like That …. And No One Has Ever Just Fuckin

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

How does he do it? Has he cheated God at last?

“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”

It's miku

Ain’t it funny? We find a way to finally, actually hurt eldritch monstrosities, and suddenly they’re all like “It was just a test” “It’s just a prank bro” “We were just testing you”. How convenient.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book