One Time I Was At A Gaming Convention When, All Of A Sudden, Miyamoto Came Up To Me And Whispered Into

shout-out to this mushroom i thought was a bird egg. deceptive little bastard

I don't need to say anything.

people talk about bioshock infinite's story being bad, but you don't hear much about the gameplay. its also bad

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

noooo insecure tgirl. resist the siren song of the oversized hoodie. get them cute lil tiddies out for the rest of us to admire.

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

the demon that cursed you with infertility and the fey that you promised your firstborn are having a legal battle.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.