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A fisherman and a mermaid have lifelong, playful game: whoever catches the most fish gets to keep them. Then one day the fisherman dies and his son comes to continue the game.

had a dream last night that terraria added a new boss called the big bigger big man that was a giant, bipedal isopod in a suit and sunglasses that was like. Super good for farming money, and once you reached literally, exactly 99, 999, 999, 999, 991 gold coins from afk farming him, he'd say something along the lines of

and then enough stacks of gold coins to fill the screen would spawn, and you could never spawn him again. He spoke in a heavy russian accent too. Nobody knew why he called the player babababa. After this you would get an achievement congratulating your gay marriage with big bigger big man.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

one time I was at a gaming convention when, all of a sudden, miyamoto came up to me and whispered into my ear, “Samus’s cock is canonically eight inches and thick. Try to tell them, they’ll never believe you.”

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“Let me make this perfectly clear. You are not saving my daughter from a dragon. She IS a dragon. You are going to protect her and keep her company until she learns how to control her magic.”

THE MACHINES OF ULTRAKILL This project was fun and painful at the same time Consider reblogging and following if you enjoy my work

What the fuck

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

An organisation believes they have captured an interdimensional traveller. In reality, they could leave at any point, but they sit through it because the “interrogations” are the most fun they’ve had in eons.