Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Yang: Do you want to know your gay name?
Salem: My... my gay name?
Yang: Yeah, it's your first name-
Salem: Haha. Very funny Yang-
Yang: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Salem: Oh- oh my god.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
Salem: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Yang: Salem, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
*2000 years after Ozma’s defeat*
Yang: Hey, honey?
Salem: Yes dear?
Yang: Do you want to have a kid?
Salem, coughing up coffee: Are you serious?
Yang: 100%!
If anyone is wondering why I ship this, read this fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/20353327/chapters/48262228 by Flamesong on Ao3
P.s. I have an ox based on it if anyone wants to ask questions.