Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Part TWWOO of me yapping to the LADS men if I was in Linkon as myself and not MC
(if you cannot tell I'm trying to heal from alien stage)
Me: Ok so I know you said mpreg isn't possible for you but I gotta ask. If we do have kids, will I give birth to eggs?
Rafayel: Cutie what
Me: It's just a QUESTION DON'T JUDGE ME FISH BOY
Zayne: Lily. . . .what are you doing?
Me: *looks up from computer* Writing a fanfiction
Zayne: . . . . About Caleb and I?
Me: Look. I love you, and I know you love me, but Caleb is right there you cannot TELL ME you haven't thought about kissing him at least once.
Caleb: Pipsqueak why did you get an email about your 'Zayne x Caleb' fanfiction? You're writing a fanfiction about Zayne and I?? Together??
Me: . . . . Why do you have my email? Did I give you?
Caleb: I asked you first
Me: I asked you second
. . . .
Caleb: Am I at least the one on top?
Me: You switch
Me: Ok so. I have an idea babe
Xaiver: I'm listening?
Me: We order take out and watch Parents Trap. I'm too tired to cook.
Xaiver: Oh! I can cook for you -
Me: If you take one step towards my kitchen I will end you.
Me: . . . . Dragon eggs?
Sylus: No.
Me: Oh thank goodness. I mean if it was dragon eggs then sure, but like, pregnancy is scary enough with human babies imagine with eggs.
...I think I'm funny