Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Guess who came up with a new Winx fanfic after watching House of the Dragon!!!!!
@winxdclub what do you say?
Roxy: Why do you always do that thing...
Bloom: Do what?
Roxy: The thing you do, when you fight. Like the.. this thing, you do. When you move your hair and your arm... And you do a figthing pose.
Bloom: No I don't.
Roxy:You're such a poser.
Bloom: No I'm not.
Riven: I Guess you could say He’s... the golden snitch.
Musa: Wait was that a Harry Potter reference?
Riven: Most definitely I started reading them ‘cause you love them so much.
Musa*excited*: And?
Riven: You were right they’re incredible. Remember when I called in sick the other day?
Musa: Yeah.
Riven: I was at home reading the Order Of Phoenix.
Musa*about to cry*: Oh, this makes me so happy!
Musa: How sad is it when Cedric dies?
Riven: I was crushed. Literally crying on the toilet.
Musa*in love*: Oh
Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?
*checking him out*
Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?
Helia: He's in the roof.
*they go to the roof*
Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.
Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?
Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.
Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.
Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.
Riven: I can't...
Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.
Riven: I don't understand why you can tell Tecna and Layla, but I can't tell Brandon and Nabu.
Musa: Tecna and Layla are low key.
Riven: Excuse me? They can be low key...
Musa: Uhmm...
*Flashback sounds*
Helia: So how was your weekend you guys?
Musa:Oh, well we bought a couch, 20% off.
Brandon*clapping the tabble*: Whooo tell me everything! Stella get the camera!
Nabu: I'm coming! Wait! Wait!
*End of flashback*
Riven: yeah... maybe you're right.
What would you save from a fire?
Flora: Uhmm... My plants. Yeah. They have lives you know? It would be awful...
Helia: It's ok, my flower. *hugging her*
Flora: And you dear?
Helia: After checking out Flora is ok, I think it would be my folder, which is where all my poems are. I couldn't imagine my life without them.
What would you save from a fire?
Stella: My closet. Easy.
Brandon: I don't know...
Stella: How about your boxing bag?
Brandon: Yeah.. But I think first I'll make sure you were fine. But yeah, it's a good stress release.
Stella: Aww...Isn't he cute?
What would you save from a fire?
Musa: My notebook, is where I have my songs. And well this dummy sitting beside me.
Riven: Yeah, whatever. I'll save myself.
Musa: Come on... Say it! Say it! SAY IT!
Riven: Fine! FIne. I'll save YOU! Because you're my one and only. Happy?
Musa: Yeah... A lot.
What would you save from a fire?
Tecna: Oh super easy, I would grab my computer, there is where I have all that matters. Oh and Timmy, because he's a noodle and needs protection.
Timmy: Uhm... I would first check if she's fine, and then my bag, is where I have everything that matters.
Tecna: Explain them why, dear.
Timmy: Yeah, when Riven is your roomate you don't know what can you deal with every night, that was scary.
Tecna: Yeah, tell them the story about the ducks.
Timmy: It was hard... I don't think I want to.
What would you save from a fire?
Layla: Uhm most defently my bicicle. I just used so much. I love that bicicle.
Nabu: Ehem...
Layla: Oh, yeah and this idiot right here. He's you know that things you can get rid off.
Nabu: I would save her, and well my last book is getting really intersting so probably that.
Layla: Smart ass.
What would you save from a fire?
Bloom: My albums and my notebooks, is where I keep my pictures and my drawings. They mean a lot to me.
Sky: I would save her, and maybe you know that painting we have in our bedroom with our faces, that your dad gaves us. Yeah I would keep that.
Bloom: Love, my dad is not going to like you more because you save that awful painting. Oh yeah and his ass, he can be quite clumbsy, and besides im the girl of fire, fire dosen't affect me.
Tecna: I can't be the looks and the brains in this operation.
Riven: I thought I was the looks.
Tecna: And that's why you're not the brains...
Nabu: What's wrong?
Layla:Nothing.
Nabu:You're lying.
Layla:Why you need to know so bad?
Nabu: So I can cheer you up.
Layla:It's not your job to cheer me up.
Nabu:Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.
Layla:Well then you're fired.
Nabu: You cant fire me. I’m your boo.
Musa:Phoebe whatever it is we just wanna try to make it better.
Riven: What you got to be sad about? Did one of the paw patrol dogs died?
*shaking her head*
Musa: Listen Phoebe, problems are like guitars, the longer you leave them with out pitching, the worse they get.
*Covering her face*
Phoebe*Covering her mouth*: A boy at school was mean to me.
*Riven gets up*
Riven*kill mode active*: What did he do?
*Phoebe shows a box to Musa*
Musa*reading the note*: Merry Christmas Phoebe, I got you something you desperatly need, your secret santa Bernard.
Riven*angrier*: Who the fuck is Bernard?
*Musa opens the box*
Musa: Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouth wash sweetie?
Phoebe: Because he told everyone I had terrible breathe.
Riven*fury active*: Where does Bernard live?
Musa: Riv, you're not going to beat up a little kid.
Riven*confused*: Why not?
Musa*pissed*: Why do you think? Fucking dumb head.
Riven: Ok, it was just a suggestion Muse.
Musa: Phoebe listen, some kids are just mean little dicks, yeah? I bet your breathe dosen't smell that bad. Come on.
*Gets closer to her to smell it.*
Musa*worried*: Come on Phoebe it's me. Let me have a smell. Come'on.
*Phoebe nods and opens her mouth*
*Musa smells*
*Musa is about to throw up*
Musa*about to puke*: Oh...
Riven: Hey! She feels bad enough!
Musa*still trying to not puke feeling terrible*:I'm sorry I really tried.
Riven: It can not be that bad.
*Phoebe hides behind the pillow*
Phoebe: GO AWAY! Riven: Phoebe..
Phoebe* about to cry*: I'm a monster.
Riven: Come'on green, I spend my teenage years living with men, i promise you I smell worse.
Musa *whispering*: I don't know.
Riven: Come'on sweetheart.
*Phoebe opens her mouth.*
*Riven really focused on not passing out*
Riven: I think you might be dying...
*Riven holding Musa and putting her on front*
Musa: Pheebs, listen that is not like I forgot to brush my teeth bad.
Riven*throwing up behind*: UHH!
Musa: Or like I ate onions bad.
Riven*contiuning throwing up*: OHHH!
Musa: It's medically bad, which means it's not your fault. Come here.
*Sits her in her lap*
Riven: Ok, I'm good. Girls put your coats on.
Phoebe: Where are we going?
Riven: Where going to visit your nerd posh uncles and see if any of them is a dentist. And if we don't find the cure, we will go to that fair you like.
*In a class*
Codatorta: Brandon and Sky you guys go first.
*They both going cracking up with their homeworks*
Sky*seeing Codatorta face*: I'm so sorry.
*both presenting the work*
Codatorta: Did you have to do the same?
*Both start laughing and fell on the floor*
Codatorta: Really?
Brandon:So so sorry.
Codatorta: I guess you guys can guess the grade.
Sky: yeah...
*they both leave while cracking up*
*in a undercover misson*
Sky: Punch me in the face!
Riven: Punch you?
Sky: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Riven: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext.
Sky: Oh, god sake's.
*Riven punching Sky*
Sky: Ouh..
Riven:*smirks*
Sky: Shit, not like that.
Riven: You told me too punch you!
Sky: Shut up!
*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*
Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.
Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.
Nabu:....
Flora: And what we do when we feel sad?
Stella: We pet a dog.
Flora:We pet a dog.
Layla: It’s dark in here, can you get a flashlight please?
Nabu: You’re the only light in my LIFE love.
Layla:NaBu I cAn’T fUcKiNg SeE!
Stella: You’re hot.
Brandon: Thank you.
Stella: No, you are runinng a fever dumbass.
LET’S DO THIS AGAIN. ASK YOU GUYS☺️
1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?
2.Who wakes the other with kisses?
3.Who usually has nightmares?
4.Who ask out who in the first date?
5.Who would enter them both in a talent show?
6.Who loves to be held by the other?
7.How do they flirt with one another?
8.How many children do they want?
9.What does the other when on feels sad?
10.Are they a supper sappy couple?
11.What do they parents think about this relationship?
12. Who carrys the other to bed?
13.How do they hype up?
14.What song reminds them of the other?
15.What small quircks do they love from the other?
16.How they act in public?
17.How do they help eachoters fears?
18.How do they make blush eachoter?
(please i want questions!)
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Layla:Gosh I hate Nabu so much. With his stupid beautiful brown eyes, and his dumb brown braids that weirdly smell like coconut and kiwi, and his idiotic smile that makes me wanna punch his ugly pretty face...gosh I like him so much...I wish I could kill him. And that's why I don't wanna be engaged. You got that Flora?
Flora:Uhm yeah... But I change it a bit, because that was weird. It says " I don't like that you chose for me, but I hate that you're right and that I love him". Is that right?
Layla: Gosh, no Flo. Were you even listening to what I said?
Flora:were you...?
Musa*holding her newborn baby*: She's so beautiful.
Doctor:We're gonna have to give her some shots.
Riven: Oh hell yeah! Pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY.
Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.
Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.
Helia:You win.
Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.
Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.
Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?
Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.
Sky: Is he going mental?
Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!
Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.
Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!
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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.
Sky:Yeah, bro.
Brandon: What do you see bro?
Sky: Darkness bro.
Brandon: That's my word without you bro.
Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.
Brandon: I know bro.
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Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.
Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.
Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.
Timmy: Man you did that for me?
Helia: Yeah, why?
Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.
Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.
Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-
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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.
Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.
Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.
Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...
Nabu: You need a hug?
Riven: Please.
Nabu: I know something you don't know!
Layla: Tell me this second!
Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.
Layla:Riven has it!
Nabu: Yes!
Layla:How do you know!
Nabu: I saw it!
Layla: Where?
Nabu: In his closet.
Layla:All this time?
Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!
Layla: No it's horrid.
Nabu: I thought you be pleased.
Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.
Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.
Layla: I would like to see someone try.
Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.
Helia: Oh, no. I lost my pen.
Flora: You can borrow mine.
Riven*dramatic*: I lost something once... I lost something I couldn't live without... my identity.
*In the car*
Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)
Timmy: I like to think that.
Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…
*silence*
Flora: Go ahead you stupid!
Timmy: *shocked*
Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!
Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...
Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!
Timmy: Calm down please.
Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)
*stopping the car dangerously*
Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!
Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!
Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.
Flora: Ok :)
* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*
Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.
*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*
Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?
Helia: No, are we?
Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.
*When Stella did her first fashion event*
Musa: What happened to your face?
Flora: See that bitch over there.
Bloom: That poor little girl.
Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.
Tecna: You fought a little girl..
Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.
Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!
Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.
Nabu: I need you to swear.
Riven: FuCk.
Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.
Riven:Oh..
*Flora and Brandon being kindapped*
Brandon: I love this right off the bat.
Flora: What do you love about it?
Brandon: Well, I love... I'll tell you what.
Flora:*wheez*
Brandon: I love it when serial killers, have a fun little thing. I don't approve of serial killers.
Flora *laughing more*:Oh my god!
Brandon: But I do think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people you might as well...have some fun with it.
Flora: I got the feeling that have baseball cards of this guy, you-
Brandon: I absolutely do not. They don't make serial killer baseball cards, thougth, do they?
Flora: If they did you'd probably own them.
Brandon: Flo, YOU would own them, in a heartbeath.
Flora: No, I think you would own them too. Yeah, fine...I'd own them.
Brandon: You'd be like "I'll trade you a Gazy for a.."
Flora: *wheeze* I trade you a Gazy for the Zodiac.
Killer: Uhm...Hello.
Brandon: We should get going home.
Flora: Yeah. Nice ropes man :)
Killer:Uhm.. I'm supposed to kill you guys.
Brandon: Sorry. But we can. Thanks for all.
Flora:Yeah. One day I'll bring you one of my flowers to ligth the room. :)
Musa: Maybe I can fix this.
Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.
*Pissed Musa*
Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.
Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.
*Stella after blowing up the science laboratory*
Grizelda: What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?
Stella: If I was mentally deficient, I wouldn't make that shade of pink.
Grizelda:*angry sigh*
Stella *doing her little dancy dance*: Check that out. BOOM!
Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?
Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.