Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
time to use mj the way god intended,, to escape from her cruel world
Listening to music while stoned is likely the closest a human can get to ascending to godhood
Someone: hey how is your balanced diet plan going?
Me: *high and eating caramel sauce straight from the bottle* great
Me after saying “This edible ain’t shit”
I just remembered he was high when he said that
My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:
"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."
And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
My first session with Dresdon didn't go as planned.
Ganja baby
Wearing a thong bikini and sheer cover up in public. I hope she got a good discount.
guys im lowkey losing it. I had the worst high ever and now i have no seratonin left and no energy to try
#whatswrongwithme
𝐸𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑠𝑐𝑎 𝑑𝑒 𝑙𝑎 𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑎 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑑𝑎
Hiiii, i wasn't super active on my old account so I'm starting over~ my interests are:
🖤plushies
🖤cannabis
🖤anime
🖤stardew valley
🖤witchy shit
🖤crafts/diy
🖤animals/environmentalism
I'm looking for accounts to follow and hopefully I'll be more active this time xx
“ᵢ'ᵥₑ ₗₒᵥₑd bₑfₒᵣₑ, ᵢ'ₗₗ ₖᵢₗₗ ₐgₐᵢₙ
Yₒᵤ'ᵣₑ ⱼᵤₛₜ ₜₕₑ wₒᵣₛₜ ₒf ₐₗₗ ₘy ₘₑₙ
ᵢ'ₘ ₙₒₜ gₒₙ' ₚᵤₗₗ yₒᵤ ₒᵤₜ ₜₕₑ dₑₙ ₛₒ ₜₕₑy dₒₙ'ₜ bᵢₜₑ yₒᵤ”
Ethel Cain & a Lighter
*edit I know the words should be at the top and lyrics under, but it wouldn’t let me do that so… yea. But yk Ethel Cain core.
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