Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
My dream aesthetic is a mix of slutty vampire and cottage core pirates.
"Dream of me. Only me." from Nosferatu 2024
La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890
β by Albert Joseph Penot
remember back in the twilight heyday when people would be likeΒ βedward SUCKS. vampires arenβt supposed to be sparkly and broody theyβre supposed to be scary and monstrous and powerful!β like. yeah im sure that would be great in a romance love triangle story aimed at teenage girls
If a pole dancing vampire isn't what you wanted to see today, you know better now, yes?
My vampire Pierce knows how to pole dance. I'm not sure what to do with that information, but it's there. He did ballet, that's actually plot relevant, but this... Well, he's having fun.
(I have a lot of less unhinged WIPs on the way, but I'm low on vivacity right now, I need to drink blood)
THIS IS STILL THE CASE IF ANY WEARY TRAVELLERS WANT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR DURING A THUNDERSTORM WEARING A RAIN SOAKED WHITE SHIRT AND HAVE ME COME TO THE DOOR AND INVITE THEM INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN AND MAKE THEM A LOVELY DINNER BUT NOT EAT ANY MYSELF AND-
I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.
βοΈβ₯οΈ "π¬πππππππ ππ ππππ ππππππ, π¬πππππππ ππ ππππ πππππ~" π«πππ π«ππππππππππ βοΈβ₯οΈ