I am a terrible insect who works at a community centre.
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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
tooiebugs are out today! tooiebugs are here to play!
Need this as my ringtone
official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
They're probably Frankensteining it in there or something idk not my business
lightening struck the capitol building on new years eve... not any kind of omen or anything
allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.
with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?
does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?
Why would u call him that :(
under the ocean floor there is hoarer
disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen
disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots
Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead
Ooghhhh... Roronoa Zaza...
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Hot take but I shouldn't see any life wizards hogging all the health wisps after almost dying in a dungeon for the 50th time. Don't yall have your decks full of nothing but healing spells already 🙄
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why is it always the fizzle-addicts being lifephobic
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Why's it always wizards from the weakest schools crying about schoolphobia
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mad because you fizzled again arent you
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🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow
what's this opaque wizard doing running around dragonspyre lmao
🧭 spiralexplorer38 Follow
OP are you......are you not opaque?
🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow
um.....no??? i'm translucent like everyone else
🎇 lenora-bitchcrow Follow
Is someone gonna tell them
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How familiar are you with the name Malistaire?
🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow
i think he was a year or two above me in the academy??? what does he have to do with anything????
🐈 marleyboner Follow
im just gonna leave this link for you op: https://spiralpedia.com/malistaire/dragonspyre
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⛲️ wysting-away Follow
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW
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how is a ghost using spiralblr
🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow
i'm translucent, not incorporeal idiot. and sorry it was kinda hard to tell when EVERYONE in my world ghosted at the same time.
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I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST
⏳️ spiralingdownwardsfast Follow
Oh my titan I only ever saw this post in wandcaps
⛰️ goatedonmooshu Follow
need an update from op on how theyre handling being dead
🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow
i still don't get why some ghosts get to be mysteriously hooded by a shroud and im just translucent me.
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🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow
Honestly DNI if you support the Young Wizard. Since when is murdering banshees okay just because they're hanging out outside?
🌿 bearingclaws Follow
Imagine being so privileged you don't have to worry about being literally killed every time you leave your home because of Malistaire
🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow
I'm literally from colossus boulevard. And you know what? We made peace with the gobblers instead of just killing them for wanting a place to stay
🧨 themiddleagedwizard Follow
Ohhhhh my titans. You know WHO made peace with the gobblers FOR you? The young wizard. Anti yws don't even know how much they've done for them.
🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow
Even if that were true, you telling me to shut up and be grateful a crazed child solider is slaughtering hundreds of people when I never asked them to do that is not helping your case lmao
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It's always wizards from peaceful zones critiquing the young wizard and forgetting that we're literally IN A WAR. I don't even think the young wizard has a choice in it because they are literally a minor. Complain to ambrose about it but don't hate on people who are finally getting to experience some peace after malistaire completely fucked their lives over.
🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow
Whatever keep relying on a child solider to fix all your problems but don't be surprised if they get addicted to all that killing and become the next malistaire
🧨 themiddleagedwizard Follow
You CANNOT seriously be comparing the young wizard to malistaire i
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being a goth but not a necromancer is so funny. sorry for the confusion I can't actually raise ghouls from the dead I just know that black eyeliner is hot.
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at this point whoevers going to save the spiral is gonna come from some dumb world named dirt or some shit
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The original date of this post is crazy
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I forgot about this post holy shit?!
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I know that ambrose isn't a deathphobe but it's very funny how from an outsider's perspective it definitely looks that way. Like welcome to my academy here's all these beautiful buildings and trees for the other schools meanwhile the death school is just like. Hole.
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op casually forgetting the balance school exists
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I don't think ambrose even knows the balance school exists
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So I noticed how unhappiness can really plague us. Sometimes the spiral throws so many hit spells at us. It prevents us from being happy and free-spirited. I really want to reach out and help people break free of certain negative patterns in their lives, so I’ve created Krokpenceee Heals. I am an extremely intuitive and empathetic individual. I will never judge or disclose any of your problems to anyone. I will help you transcend confusion, and self-limiting beliefs so that you can be the best version of yourself.
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aren't you the krok whose family owns a mander slave
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malistaire's not gonna know what's coming when i hit him with my massive dong
🎃 darkcavelurker Follow
why is this the only post on the young wizard's spiralblr
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Probably too busy doing the gangnum style over the corpses they create
I'm a level 45 master necromancer and I STILL don't know what's up with the arena or what's good to have in a deck or literally anything. I pick the cool ones idc.
Truly I'm still in 2011 playing wizard101. I don't know dick from squat when it comes to battle strategy and equipment grinding and pet breeding and on and on and on. All I know is hit thing harder than it hit me, like god intended. Yes I lose battles a lot why do you ask
RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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Not me despairing at an old man until aliens
your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?
Once I invited someone over and she took one step inside, sniffed around, and said "wow. It smells like you in here".
I still don't know if that was a good thing or not.
Queen never cry
just born and suck on berry
They could still be mean to me... I'd like the gift card though.
Part of me secretly believes that if I make a really, really good and perfect piece of art that it will prevent people from ever being mean to me again. They'll say, "Wait, aren't you the one that made the really, really good and perfect piece of art? I'm so sorry for what I said. I thought the art was so good. I wish I had never hurt your feelings, now that I realize you are the one who made the art. I also have decided to agree with your political opinions. Here's a gift card."
I changed my sister's nickname on Instagram to 'The Creature 👽👽👽' and then five minutes later got a notification that she changed mine to 'gronch mcsquank'.
Instagram, when I die, and my grave says 'gronch mcsquank', I hope you're in there with me.
Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry
nobody talks about the male swaglessness epidemic
I'll never not reblog new sandwich ideas. Who am I not not to share this with the two people who see my posts?
Have you ever tried adding some thin apple slices to a sandwich with vegetable, cheese, and/or meat, if you can have those together? A little bit of thin apple in a savory sandwich adds a little bit of crunch, without making shrapnel like potato chips become; it also adds just enough sweetness to add some complexity to the sandwich, without fighting the other flavors.
I love this ask so much thank you this is why I turn anon on sometimes
There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.
There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.
If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.
But it isn't, so I can't.
Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.
Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… (a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]