Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Savannaclaw!
(ft: Idia/Malleus, MC, Cheka, & Farena)
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(Dorm dinnertimes.)
Ruggie: Jack, can you pass the salt?
Jack: Throws Leona across the table
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(Leona and Jack sitting in jail together)
Jack: So who should we call?
Leona: I’d call Ruggie, but I feel safer in jail
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(during a dorm party)
Leona: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jack: You’re a hazard to society
Ruggie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Jack: HELP! I TOLD RUGGIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Leona, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
(HC: Leona can cook he just lacks motivation)
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Leona: I told Jack their tail wags when they lie.
Ruggie: Why?
Leona: Look.
Leona: Hey Jack! Do you love us?
Jack, holding their tail: No.
Ruggie:
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Ruggie: You have to apologize to Farena.
Leona: Fine.
Leona: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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(Babysitting...)
Leona: While I’m gone, Cheka, you’re in charge.
Cheka: Yes!!!
Leona, whispering: Ruggie, you’re secretly in charge.
Ruggie: Obviously.
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Leona, probably about like- Idia or Malleus?: They stole from me first!
Jack: Mhm.
Leona: Stole my heart...
Ruggie: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Leona: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jack: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Ruggie: Smad.
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Farena: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Leona: You were flirting with (Insert Farena wife name here.)
Farena: So what? Shes my Wife.
Leona: You asked them if they were single.
Farena:
Leona: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Leona, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jack: You did WHAT–
Ruggie: William Snakepeare
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Leona, talking about his lack of motivation: Sometimes I even drink milk straight out of the container!
Jack: The cow???
Leona: What?
Ruggie: Jack, W H Y?
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Leona: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jack: Just rip the bandage off.
Leona: It’s Idia/Malleus.
Ruggie: Put the bandage back on.
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Jack: What time is it?
MC: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
MC: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune
Leona: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
MC: It’s 2 am
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Cheka, texting Leona: Unca! Help I’m being kidnapped
Leona: Where are you?
Cheka: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Leona: I’ll call Farena.
Farena, answering their phone: Y’ello?
Leona: Where’s Cheka? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Farena: Cheka? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Farena:
Farena: I’ll call you back. hangs up
Farena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Cheka: WHO ARE YOU?!
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(playing a card game like trial by trolley or something)
Jack: If Ruggie and I were drowning, who would you save?
Leona: You two can’t swim?
Ruggie: It’s a hypothetical question, Leona! who would you save?
Leona: my time and effort.
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Ruggie: We need to get through this locked door. Leona, give me your credit card.
Leona: Here.
Ruggie, pocketing it: Thanks. Jack, kick down the door.
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Authors Note: I didn't know any other love interests besides Malleus and Idia soooo
HI HI IM IDIA/AZUL/JAMIL ASK ANON AGAIN the hcs you made are so cute like. Acsflmffrd actually. Also yes I LOVE AQUARIUM FROM AO3 i discovered it a couple weeks ago, and the amount of times ive reread my fav chapters. delicious MM
if y dont mind me asking again.. can i ask for vil/jack? maybe i havent been looking hard enough but this seems like more of a rare pair, which surprises me because the potential is SO THERE, beauty and the beast vibes are insane. yeah srrey for rambling AHAhaha
AHHHH OMG I FOUND YOUUUU
I was so worried you would never see my post :(((
Anyways I won't be doing this as a romantic pairing since Vil is Canonically 18 and Jack is 16 which makes it Illegal:( But I'll do them Platonically!
(I operate by the motto: If the grades don't touch. Neither do you.)
Headcanons!
It's canon that they were childhood friends so-
They built Snowman together every time it snowed regardless of how tiny the snowman ended up
Vil helped teach Jack's lil sister how to catch fireflies and she laughed like the baby laugh babies do and it was the cutest thing EVER(totally not based on my experiences)
Jack was Vil's little protector.
Vil did not need protecting.
Eric Venue(Vil's father) was like Jacks second father.
Eric was always there after a long day in the snow with two piping hot cups of cocoa
Nowadays Jack and Vil and a little distant but they've stayed close
They meet up every morning to run together (Canon)
Vil helps Jack with schoolwork whenever he needs it
Vil comes over to Savanaclaw and once he leaves Ruggie is just like "So who's your friend! He was so sweet😊"
Jack was flabbergasted.
Apparently since Ruggie grew up in the slums he's never seen any of Vil's movies.
Leona hates it.
They're so besties coded
(Authors Note: Sorry I couldn't do it romantically it just makes me uncomfortable :( )
Epel, now showing true fear: Prefect should I run?
Yuu: run to Ramshackle and hide under my bed-
Jack: did you do something that makes Vil-senpai upset?
Epel: maybe, why?
Jack: he told me to give this letter to you
Epel, reading out loud the letter: "dear Epel, I hope this letter finds you before I do."
Leona and Sebek proceed to fight.
Deuce: Ah, wait. I think we lost Sebek.
Jack: The hell do you mean “lost him”? How do you even lose somebody that loud?
Epel: Or somebody who’s that tall??
Ace: Or somebody with green hair???
Yuu: Irrelevant. But I have the solution to this problem.
Jack: Oh no.
Yuu, taking a deep breath and then screaming: MALLEUS SUCKS!!!
Voice From the Crowd Behind: WHO SAID THAT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! COME, SHOW YOURSELF!!
Voice from the Crowd in Front: HELL YEAH, HE DOES!
Yuu: So, the good news is that I found Sebek and he should be heading over here now. The bad news is that he’ll probably try to kill me once he gets here. And in unrelated news, I have also located Leona-senpai.
Jack: … Why?