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I turn around and Destiel becomes canon for a fourth time. What a time to be alive.

I just can’t wait the fifth time going canon so I can get the space on my punch card filled, I want the free prize.

But seriously having my comfort ship go canon, despite the absolute fuckery it came wrapped in, is special to me. Supernatural is special to me.

Mr. Car thief, Or is it Mr. Steal Your Heart

"He didn't steal that car, he stole my heart."

Teddy Pierce X Police officers' daughter

Song recommended with this oneshot: Criminal by Britney Spears

Word Count: 750

Warnings: Cussing and/or violent language, Teddy is a bit of a bully and a bit violent, Kissing, making out, reader lying to her father, kabedon.

Reminder: I don't own any of the characters other than you the reader and her parents. Please don't repost without credit, and i'm always open for constructive criticism.Please also remember all of this is fake and Teddy never does have a run in with the cops other than with Santa and Kate, it's just for the story.

Don't forget to enjoy and if you have any requests or want to be tagged in my next oneshot please let me know! I know its very short and rushed but I have to study for finals but I wanted to post again before my Christmas break.

Well shit, how come he didn't even notice her until that video his sister took. A girl that he knew of in his grade was staring right at him when he and his "friends" stole that car. Fuck. What was he supposed to tell her, did he really have to explain what he did to her? Double fuck, her dads a fucking cop. His mind raced of things to get her to shut her mouth about it.

You on the other hand had yet to say a word about it to anyone. How could you tell on him? As pathetic as it sounded you thought he was kind of cute. Well walking back home down an alleyway that you always take you didn't expect to see him there waiting for you.

Teddy found out from asking around what your name was, what route you take to school, and everything in between. Finding your route was just a bit off of his he decided to give you a bit of a visit. Just a bit of a scare, he assumed to get you to keep your mouth shut. Finally you came around the corner of the alleyway.

Walking through the alleyway not knowing he was even there until he pushed your back against the brick wall of that same alleyway. His hand moving to the side of your face, trapping you. Obviously confused and a bit panicked you looked up at him, he was only a few inches taller than you.

"Don't think I didn't see you there, what am I going to have to do to keep your mouth shut about that little thing." Honestly you were a little confused at first before you realized what he was talking about. The stolen car. "Don't make me repeat myself, what do you want to keep your mouth shut." If you were being honest with yourself you wanted him to kiss you, take your first kiss. Taking all the courage you had you spoke in a quiet voice, "A kiss."

He must have thought you were joking since he laughed then realized you were being serious. "You just want me to kiss you? And you wont tell anyone what happened? That seems a bit too easy." Did you really want to tell him that would be your first kiss, no but if it makes it more believable and he would do it. You got to try. Stuttering out some words you were able to whisper, "Well some kids are making jokes about me never having my first kiss so. I thought you know, you don't get into trouble and kids will leave me alone."

He smiled, this was too easy he thought. How could he say no to a cute girl asking him to kiss her. His hand wraps around your waist, pulling you closer to him. "I mean, I can't say no to that." Leaning down to kiss you, it was a lot rougher than you thought it would be. Thinking it would be a quick kiss, him on the other hand was not thinking that. Pushing you up more against the wall, after a few seconds he pulled back, your mouth was a little open getting oxygen. Exactly what he was hoping for.

He kissed you again, his tongue exploring your mouth. A little moan escaping your lips leads him to continue his assault on your lips. His knee moving up in between your legs, leaving your lips for some oxygen you let out a little whine trying to pull him in for another kiss. Laughing he pulled back saying something you could barely hear as he was walking away while speaking, "Maybe next time you catch us, we can continue."

He left you standing in that alleyway with that cute look of desperation and submission. He didn't want to overdo it. I mean it was your first kiss. Making your way home your father questions why you're late and about that stolen car. "I think it was the Pierce kid. I mean he was in the area, there had to be witnesses. You were there right it was him right?" Shyly you speak very quietly and almost as if you're not talking to him.

"Dad, he didn't steal that car, he stole my heart." You walk up to your room, getting a good night's sleep you would need it. How else would you find them stealing another car?

Honestly, I think this is my favorite ending I have made yet. Thank you, guys, for the support!

that post reminded me.

CHAPTER FIVE IS UP SO ENJOY ^^

The whole thing makes more sense if you click the first picture to where you can see the whole image (the same can be said for the last post)

SPONGEBOB-- 🤣

Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

NO LITERALLY IVE BEEN SAYIN SINCE FOREVER AINT NO WAY SHE WAS RUNNIN AND JUMPIN AND CLIMBING AND KICKING AND SCRAMBLIN WITH THEM DAMN HEELS GOIN A CLICKIDY CLICK CLICK. HOW DO YOU EVEN RUN IN HEELS ITS SO HARD. ITS NOT EVEN A BUCKELD OR LACED HEEL ITS JUST HANGIN ON. HER HEELS BE BOLTED ONTO HER FEET. THE BOAT LACKED AND THE SHOES WON LIKE HOWWWW

So I return and it appears to me like I made some bangers

uhh hello new people :)

FUCK CAL. ME AND THE HOMIES HATE CAL❗

DISCLAIMER:

I NO LONGER DO THIS AND NEVER WILL AGAIN

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When I joined the fandom in June or July of 2020, I used to ship Tommy and Tubbo.

I mainly fell out of the ship due to the lack of content made by the fandom at the time - luckily for me now, but also due to the bad rep of shipping minors that I was exposed to.

THANK FUCK!!!

Anyways, before I reached the DSMP fandom, I was in and out of fandoms where the characters were fictional, except The Phandom (I shipped Dan and Phil but I was like 12 and didn’t everyone tbh), so joining the fandom was majorly different than I was used to. I was in the minecraft fandom before the drop and sadly left because of fear of bullying so a lot had changed since I was a child and I had never really shipped people at that age.

I’m saying this because I dunno, I just wanted to. You probably didn’t care but if you currently ship Tommy and Tubbo then put yourself in their shoes.

You and your best friend play video games in front of thousands of people, you’ve never even thought of them in any other light than platonic, then suddenly you’re being told by people of all ages telling you both that you should be in a relationship and are drawing/writing stuff about you being together. Keep in mind that you don’t know these people. Stranger danger. How would you feel? Creeped out? Uncomfortable? If you think it’s cute or endearing then possibly think about how you feel towards your friend.