Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Julian: where's Bunny?
Richard: doing stuff
Julian: where's Henry?
Richard: trying to stop Bunny from doing stuff
Julian: where is Charles?
Richard: trying to stop Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff
Julian: Camilla?
Richard: trying to stop Charles from stopping Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff
Julian, sighs: let me guess Francis is stopping Camilla?
Richard: no, he got tired of all this, drank a lot of vodka and took a nap
Julian: then why pray are you here?
Richard: I am trying to stop you from stopping Camilla from stopping Charles, from stopping Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff.
Julian: I can't believe I pay the college for shit like this....
*TSH memes from incorrect quotes generator part 2*
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Richard : Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Francis : Looking right because you left
Charles : Looking up cause you let me down
Camilla: Looking down cause you fucked up
Henry: What is wrong with you guys
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Henry : Favorite horror movie?
Richard : It
Charles : Saw
Camilla: Annabelle
Francis: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Richard : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Francis : Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Charles : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Camilla: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Henry: My moral code, is that you?
Richard :
Richard : I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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*TSH memes from incorrect quotes generator part 1*
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Henry , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Richard : Hey.
Charles : Hi.
Camilla: Hello.
Francis: Hey!
Henry : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Bunny: We were out of Doritos.
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Richard : Thanks fam!
Henry : oh no
Charles : *cries* I love you too
Camilla: Sounds fake but okay
Francis: *A flustered mess*
Bunny: can i get a refund
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Henry : Time for plan G.
Richard : Don’t you mean plan B?
Henry : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Charles : What about plan D?
Henry : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Camilla: What about plan E?
Henry : I’m hoping not to use it. Bunny dies in plan E.
Francis: I like plan E.
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Henry: We have a problem.
Charles: Let me guess, you caused it?
Francis: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Richard: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Bunny: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.
Camilla: If you mean the murder, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Bunny: what do you mean by murder? You killed someone?
Henry, looks at the others: guys we have another problem
Bunny: we are like a big happy family! And I am the dad, and Henry's the mom!
Henry, massaging his temples: why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Francis: I know they are probably thinking I am the son, but I am not. I will be the gay emo cousin.
Richard: I'll be the son, that hotshot whose only dream is to be a ✨ star ✨
Charles: I feel like I will be a fresh out of jail uncle
Camilla: and I am the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone~