Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
So far every side name has two syllables.
Ro/man.
Ja/nus. (or Jan/us, depends on how you say it)
Re/mus.
Pat/ton.
Lo/gan.
Vir/gil.
Even Thom/as and Ni/co have two syllables.
Heck, even E/mile and Re/my have two syllables.
What if the next side doesn't? What if it's like, Craig or something?
Even Apollo (a common orange-side name theory, after Logan's comment about wishing Apollo had more of an influence in WTIT) would mess with the pattern, being A/pol/lo
Remus: Eats deodorant (canon)
Patton: Eats play dough (canon)
So...
Logan: Eats books (a joke from way back when)
Roman: Idk, like, makeup or glitter (to be beautiful on the inside too)
Virgil: ...spiders (will not elaborate)
Janus: Swallows whole raw eggs (because snake)
Writing a fic where C!Thomas is autistic (undiagnosed) and I was writing and was like 'hang on this might fit a little too well...'
Anyway lmao new theory?
Patton: Allergic to cats
(It even has a front pouch to place an actual cat, if you so desire.)
"Oh, I can't. I'm allergic."
Remus: Allergic to soap
"It's got soap on it! I'm allergic to soap, you (beep)!"
Roman: Allergic to cats
"You think you know someone and then WHAM! Out of nowhere... they fill your apartment with feral cats?! And now you're somehow responsible for the vet bills? You've got to give them away, but despite your cat allergy, you've endeared yourself to them, especially to Mrs. Snuffles... more like Mrs. Sniffles! ...Because of the allergy."
Logan: Allergic to bullshit
Janus: Allergic to society
Virgil: Allergic to makeup remover
I feel like that could be for a few reasons, these are the ones that make the most sense to me:
1. Logan's speaking for the fans, as Apollo is the god of prophecy/oracles, and we're definitely wishing there was more orange side stuff especially considering it was 'prophesied' by the fans that Logan and the Orange side would be connected/Logan would be the Orange side
2. Logan's referring to how Apollo is the god of truth/knowledge and Logan (truth/knowledge) was really ignored that episode
3. Apollo, being the 'averter of evil,' could have kept Remus at bay
4. Apollo, being the god of healing/health, could have helped C!Thomas's mental state
Bonus, kind of joking, kind of not:
5. The orange side's name is Apollo and Logan knows him
6. Logan is referring to himself because Apollo is the hottest god (pun intended)
But since Apollo is the god of just about everything it's gonna be really hard to know what he meant until Thomas tells us
Does anyone have any thoughts on the line “If only Apollo had more influence today” ?
Im just slightly confused by it…. Aphrodite makes sense to reference as the goddess of love, but why Apollo? Music and the sun and archery and healing and stuff? Why is that the god Logan chooses to reference? I might just be missing something obvious lol
...Is this showing who each other's counterpart is?
Because intrusive thoughts can be incredibly immoral, anxiety defies all logic, and creativity/expressing yourself can be stifled by your need to keep yourself safe...
Or am I overthinking everything haha
logan and virgil with the jacket…… roman and janus with the lipstick………………. if patton and remus share something im gonna lose it
Thomas said he's 'all rainbow, all the time,' and we used that as a basis for the orange and green side theories before Remus was revealed and orange was pretty much confirmed, right?
He said this as a joke with him being gay, right?
The gay pride flag is typically seen as just red/orange/yellow/green/blue/purple.
However, Thomas has Patton and Logan: the version with two shades of blue, light and dark. The one closer to the original.
And what's known as the original pride flag (Gilbert Baker's pride flag) itself had eight stripes. Pink/red/orange/yellow/green/blue/blue/purple.
May I introduce a new theory:
The Pink Side?
Let's ignore that Janus is mostly self-preservation at this point rather than 'Deceit'
Everyone seems to think Janus is a really bad liar. For example: when he imitated Logan, he wore the wrong tie, said 'lies,' and used an idiom.
But then when Virgil showed up, he snapped at him for 'ruining his dramatic entrance.' He totally expected them to figure him out. He planned it, because he's too Extra to just show up as himself.
More proof:
Selfishness vs Selflessness redux. Nobody knew he'd replaced Logan until he told them. He had them completely fooled, as well as the majority of the viewers, I'm sure.
Selfishness vs Selflessness. Yeah, we all knew Patton was off, but how many of us actually figured out it wasn't Patton?
Virgil knew, because he knows both Patton and Janus seemingly well, but considering the Janus/Virgil dynamic, I am near certain he did that on purpose.
Would Patton have messed up referencing famous philosophers? Yes. Did Janus know that? Most likely. However, his knowledge impressed Logan, and Janus wanted the other sides to take his side. He probably figured if he got Logic on his side everyone else would follow but then realized how little they listen to Logic.
Every bit he did that wasn't exactly Patton-like, I am certain there was a clear, intentional reason behind it, even if it was just to annoy Virgil by letting him be even more sure it was actually Janus. 'Friendo'? Come on. Patton's literally the dad character. There's no way that wasn't intentional.
"Is C!Thomas capable of such deception?" you ask, because he is a bean.
Yes. No, C!Thomas doesn't lie on a regular basis or anything. But he. Is. An. Actor. Actors can lie. They can deceive.
Just because he only does it on the stage, doesn't mean his sides can't use that skill whenever. I also believe his skills in acting have a lot to do with Janus in addition to the Creativitwins but that's for another time
So we all remember these scenes:
C!Thomas: You’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right.
Logan: Well, now you're just pandering to my fondness for being told that I'm right.
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C!Thomas: (sighs) You're right.
Janus: Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, what was that? I couldn't hear you.
C!Thomas: (louder) You're right.
Janus: AH! YES! Ha! It feels SO GOOD! SO GOOD! Aah...
And before you say 'praise kink,' hear me out:
Janus recently revealed himself to Thomas, and nobody else seems to like him. Remus might, it's undetermined, but Remus doesn't seem like the kind to tell anyone that they're right.
Logan, as we know, enjoys being called 'cool.' I doubt being called intelligent would have any effect on him; he knows, he's Logic, he has to be intelligent. And they seem to just either know he's saying facts or ignore him.
They're probably the least likely to be told that they're right. (Besides Remus but he seems to take it out by bothering everyone)
That might have been the first time anyone ever told Janus he was right. And don't get me started on how under-appreciated Logan is.
What if they both react this way because they don't get told they're right often/at all?
Like, whenever someone says they want to listen to me rant about one of my hyper fixations (a rare occurrence) I freak out and get really giddy and happy. Maybe it's the same way for them.
And yes, Logan's response wasn't very emotionally charged, but he either suppresses his emotions or doesn't show them as openly as the others. The last time he showed an emotion, he hit Roman in the eye with a crumpled vocabulary card.
So... Yeah. Just consider that. I don't know I never know how to end my rants in real life I usually just get interrupted before I can finish