Tloz Breath Of The Wild - Blog Posts

Purah and Link (Botw/TotK)

Costumes from Miccostumes.

I have this headcanon where Link loves to wear jewelry and Sidon absolutely adores him with every inch of his body

I'm soft

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I am weak for couples with height difference.

More specifically, for big shark princes and tiny heroes being madly in love.

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This is now a Sasan fan account!!!!!

WOW I LOVE MY FAVOURITE BREATH OF THE WILD SIDE QUEST CALLED SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!!

BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!! WOW!!!! HE LOOKS SO PRETTY!!!!

made this just for him

who needs Ganondorf when you have this absolute charmer

Now that I think about it, it's incredibly lucky that in the beginning of botw, Link can listen to and understand Zelda's voice and what she's saying.

He didn't know who she was, who his friends were. He had no clue of where he was, he didn't even know what an apple was called until he picked it up for the first time. Yet the only indication that is shows that he at least remembers something is just listening and following Zelda's direction in spoken language.

Same with mobility, it seems he was lucky to still have the muscle memory to get up and walk without assistance after 100 years and losing his memories.

Silly songs each Link would listen to and why

sigma sigma on the wall who's the skibidiest of them all

Skyward Sword Link

✩ Zelda introduced him to hatsune miku and he has been listening to vocaloid ever since, even the covers

✩ his fave song? heh, definitely rolling girl

(it's actually butterfly on your right shoulder)

Ocarina of Time/ Majora's Mask

✩relates to it in the same way a middle aged divorced dad would

Twilight Princess

✩ tries to be edgy with it like this

but ends up looking like this

god I love Pinterest

Wind Waker

✩watched mlp with Aryll and he LOVES this song

✩he forces the king of red lions to sing this as well otherwise Link will make him sail WAY too close to a wall at a high speed, self preservation be damned

Breath of the Wild

✩he woke up from his 100 year slumber, listened to THIS, and decided that it was peak

✩a full orchestra? nahhh bro put on how can I refuse

✩discovered it from paya bc she showed him some Barbie movies

I feel so stupid. I just realised why Zelda in botw doesn't immediately gain her power.

It's because she wants the power and not realising she also needs the knowledge/wisdom to GAIN the power.

Like how Mipha was trying to tell her how her own powers awakened but got interrupted by Calamity Ganon - directly stopping her from getting the knowledge on how to get her power in a similar way.

Or how her father (fuck you Rhoam you oversized bitch. you knock-off Santa Claus I hope someone sprays you with holy water like a misbehaving cat) limits her study of the Sheikah tech, which has been seen to go hand-in-hand with Hylia's power.

this is going to be kind of ridiculous, but do you think that when this guy

has an idea he's like

I had no idea that the grass could talk

I definitely was not terrorising the inhabitants of hateno village with a korok leaf, ok? I was just... uhh....

hey at least I got the korok seed

why is he staring at me like I just killed his whole bloodline right in front of him?

I tried to get him to accept me 😔

Ok but why was Thadd actually side eyeing me

Looking at me like I was on some goddamn hyrule herb like shut up bitch you have a stupid hat I hope a horse eats it for breakfast

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART THREE

Side note - wow, 2 posts in one day?? anyways, I've been thinking about writing a fic that's been on my mind lately and posting it here

Rito Village Bed 2

8/10 - would recommend

◍Comfy

◍Cute

◍would still smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️) tho

◍Reliable bedframe

Cabin beds

3/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍Safety issue because random ass people could just walk in at any time

◍would be warm and cozy, though

◍Cute bedsheets but NOT fresh

◍Smells like sweat and mud

◍Bed bug and lice breeding ground

Korok Bed

100000/10 - WOULD ALWAYS RECOMMEND

◍PERFECT BED

◍10/10

◍FREE

◍THANK YOU PEPP

Gerudo Town Bed

9/10 - would highly recommend

◍Firm but comfortable mattress

◍bedsheets always fresh

◍A gerudo would realistically be able to fit on here

◍only one point deduction because of no duvet

Riju's Bed

0/10 - would not wish on my worst enemy

◍It's not that the bed itself is uncomfortable, it's actually the best bed in gerudo town

◍but omg if Buliara catches you

◍start praying

◍seriously

◍she would kill you in your sleep, no hesitation

◍very small though, so definitely did not belong to Urbosa or Ganondorf

◍rijus bed would be like a goddamn footrest to Ganondorf

Isn't he like 10'5 in totk? Nobody tell me, I don't want spoilers pls 😭😭

Princess Zelda's Bed

0/10 - would not recommend in the slightest

◍It's broken.

◍Why would you want to sleep on a broken bed??

◍Unless you want a silver moblin bestie, don't.

◍Just dont.

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART TWO

Horse Stable Beds

1/10 - would NOT recommend

◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay

◍Smells like hay and horse

◍bed bug breeding ground

◍head lice breeding ground

Zora's Domain Bed

4/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare

◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers

◍Cold

◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water

Lurelin Village Bed

6/10 - would recommend

◍looks comfy enough

◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?

I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help

Kakariko Village Bed

10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend

◍Comfy

◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe

◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh

◍Literally THE perfect bed

I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.

Paya's Bed

9/10 - would recommend for speed runners

◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed

That's it

Rito Village Bed 1

5/10 - would recommend

◍Would have to do some parkour to get on

◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something

◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)

◍Cute bedsheet designs

TULIN JUMPSCARE

loz fans: yeah, the series is just really soothing and radiates comfort. so relaxing.

the comfort in question:

and there's literally so much more..