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Throne Of Glass - Blog Posts
Throne of glass as an album receipt, inspired by RJ Kaur on YouTube. Made by me.
Going through my old posts and this one cracked me up 😭😭
Lorcan: Request for you to not be a bitch.
Aelin: Request denied.
*Rowan hands Aelin her folder*
Aelin: Uhh... Personality overview. Ms. Galathynius displays compulsive behavior...
Aelin: In my own defense that was last week.
flashback to the said incident
Aelin: And if anybody, Rowan, doesn't like it, there's the door. *blasts the glass wall*
back to the file
Aelin: Prone to self-destructive tendencies...
Aelin: I was dying! And I mean please, and aren't we all?
Aelin: Textbook... narcissism?
Aelin: Agreed.
Chaol: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Dorian and Celeana: Awwww— Chaol: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Dorian and Celeana: Oh.
I love how you all responded to my azzie fanfic !! So for those who asked, yes I will be working on a part 2 but I can't tell you how soon I can post it because finals week absolutely sucks. So until then if you have any ideas for this story or if you want me to write for any other character, my requests are open!! Here's the list of characters I write for.
Fenrys: Fuck, marry, kill: me, Rowan, and Dorian.
Aelin: Fuck Dorian, marry Rowan, and kill Lorcan.
Lorcan: I wasn't even on the list.
Chaol: That’s a pretty rock.
Dorian: Manon gave it to me.
Manon: I threw it at you.
Dorian: She’s very sweet.
Aelin: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Chaol: It’s called 'arson' and those people are witnesses
Elide: Why do you have to be so tall anyway?
Lorcan: Would you prefer me on my knees?
Chaol: You love Celeana! Dorian: No, you love Celeana! Celeana: No, I love Celeana!
Rowan: Just be careful.
Aelin: Always am.
Dorian: I respectfully but firmly disagree.
Aelin: I wasn’t that drunk. There is no way I would be that drunk that easily.
Lysandra: You called yourself ugly.
Aelin:
Aelin: Oh my god.
Aelin: We both look lovely tonight.
Rowan: You know, if you just said that I look lovely, I would've said "so do you".
Aelin: I couldn't take that chance.
Aelin: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry— Lorcan: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
Aelin:[entering the room]I need you to tell me-
Manon:[lying awkwardly on the bed, flustered and coughing] Huh, what?
Aelin:
Aelin: Is Dorian under the bed?
Under the bed:[muffled]no.
Aelin: There is nothing better than a dog.
Dorian: Two dogs?
Aelin: You are right, I'm an idiot.
Lorcan: *drowning*
Aelin: I'd save him but who am I to play god?
Aelin: I am god.
Aedion:You yelled 'shut up' at the thunderstorm and it just happened to dissipate, it was merely a coincidence. You have no power.
Rowan: Shut up, she is god
“ She moaned into her pillow. "Go away. I feel like dying." "No fair maiden should die alone," he said, putting a hand on hers. "Shall I read to you in your final moments? What story would you like?" She snatched her hand back. "How about the story of the idiotic prince who won't leave the assassin alone?" "Oh! I love that story! It has such a happy ending, too—why, the assassin was really feigning her illness in order to get the prince's attention! Who would have guessed it? Such a clever girl. And the bedroom scene is so lovely—it's worth reading through all of their ceaseless banter!”
- Dorian and Celaena, Throne of Glass
Aelin: *Falls*
Rowan: Are you okay?
Aelin: Make a wish, you just saw a falling star.
Rowan:
Rowan: Sure
Aelin: So next question, you're in love with Dorian.
Manon: That's not a question.
Aelin: So you agree it's a fact?
Manon: Yes.