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SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!
6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!
Aaaa tysm for this OP!!
Edit: Omg I just noticed, the code "Sevral times" has to be put in several times lol
EVERY. DAMN. PASSCODE. FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM:
Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)
everything in bold+italics needs to be spammed for the full effect
Dipper Mabel Wendy Soos Bill Cipher Bill cipher Pacifica Gravity Falls Robbie GideonStanley Stan Stanford Ford Sixer Mcgucket Hectoring Pinata Rat Divorce Breakup Weird Alex Hirsch Matpat Giffany Pines Sorry Skeleton Math Mystery shack Mystery Lies Tad strange Book of bill God One eyed king Blanchin Boyfriend Curse Wittebane Euclid Euclydia Peak Platinum Paz Fuck Shit Glass Shard Beach Theory Cray cray Ad Astra Per Aspera Im still on your mind Vallis Cineris Help me Theraprism Triangle Weirdmageddon Blind eye Dorito Deer teeth Baby bill Baby LALALALALA Journal 1 Journal 2 Journal 3 Blendin History Filbrick Love FBI Waddles Reality Universe Portal T J Eckleburg Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Cursed Scary Abuelita Gun Disney Mickey Mouse Caryn Cryptogram codex Ducktective Toby Determined Irregular Booberry Horror Creepypasta Seven eyes Yes Trigonometry Torture mentally Xyler Craz Tantrum Justblendin Black sheep Baaaa Monster Titans blood Life Death Skibidi Fortnite Gyatt Who are you Fixinit1 R34lity Love ya bro Conspiracy Dippy Fresh Disco girl Liar Lyre Harold's Ramblings Union Made 29121239168518 Grebley hemberdreck 3466554 Tinsel snake XGQRTHX 333 sundapple lane cozy creek IL 60714-94611 naitsuaf mountain don't axolotl morality well well well being Burnside Creepypasta Family matters Forget the past Nothing Something Hey nerd Even his lies are lies Riddle No LLIB When will I die Elon Clone Multilevel mark Goodnight Sally Paper jam Tyrone Fordtramarine Tourist trap Mason The duchess approves shape Scalene Scientology Meow Shave Your Grandma Nacho Rizz Crypto Sevral times Easter Egg Oh yes they both Oroborous Suck it Merlin Just fit in Daddy Mommy Burned Inside Kings of new jersey Destruction is a form of creation They'll see They'll all see I see Unreality Rubberhose You can't kill an idea Card Scrimbles Am i blanchin Fuck Alex Fuck you Alex Fuck you (im not cursing out alex i prommy, these are deadass codes) Hotxolotl Bye gold Ciphertology NSA Globnar Disneyland Rehpic Kook Kubrick Not a phase Paper is book skin Virus Spookemups That's just a You're insane Owl trowel L is real 2401 NFT Question Answer Occurremus iterum Frilliam Butternubbins Dispense My Treat Dionarap Stod eht tcennoc History Hologram The gun Marry me
OH MY GOD
THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP
ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY
not giving any context here
Book of bill/gravity falls current arg idk what to call it spoilers under the cut!!
WEIRD AL???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
silly comic strip doodle
Stan just had to do it
Is that fucking Tumblr Sexyman Bill
Anyway. I love this site
GIRL WHY ARE YOU HERE
I recorded every word that was discovered for the thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com computer console, as of last night (8/9). The video is an hour long. I did this knowing I had work in the morning. God help me.
Are we just not gonna talk about this like what?????
someone mentioned the ptsd barnum comment in the tags which is also funny to me because bill recounts fords issues pre portal like theyre vaguely endearing, yea he was just a little guy desperate for approval who was almost a genius heehee. and stans issues were because he’s a PATHETIC LITTLE INFERIOR GENETIC DUPLICATE OF SIXER WHOS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE IN HIS MISERABLE LITTLE SHAM OF A LIFE I HATE HIM. EVERYONE LOOK HOW MESSED UP HE IS I HOPE HE BURNS.
love the new website
List of words for the computer:
STANFORD- Pulls up a file on Stanford Pines, written by an unknown scientist. It discusses his extra finger and praises his intelligence, as well as calling him the “next evolution in the human species”.
BILL CIPHER- Takes you to the Wikipedia page for the Eye of Providence. Also took me to a Sesame Street video about a Jazzy Triangle and a Square. Not sure what prompted the change.
STANLEY PINES: Takes you to a list of EBay listings for brass knuckles.
FIDDLEFORD: Takes you to the music video for Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex.
SHERMIE: Nothing. I sure do wish we got some lore about Grandpa Pines.
GRAVITY FALLS: The text on the computer reads “never heard of it” and the red light on the bottom turns green.
ALEX HIRSCH: Leads to Google Images for “flannel”. Huh.
WEIRDMAGEDDON: Pulls up an article from the Gravity Falls Gossiper about how nothing happened at all and there was no apocalypse.
DISNEY: Screen reads “rat.gif censored for your protection”
SOOS: Leads to a page of writing from Soos himself, referencing many things (including Tad Strange being gay and madly in love with Woodpecker Guy. Love wins!!!)
DIPPER: Leads to a creepy yellow parchment with a message from Bill Cipher himself trying to trick Dipper into blinding himself by staring at the sun for 13 hours straight! Silly!
MABEL: Causes stickers to appear on every available surface. Clicking it enough times leads to message “lab now fully Mabelized”.
WENDY: Leads to a note from Wendy that mentions a way to ward off evil triangles written in the bottom corner of the book.
GIDEON: Makes a web recording of Gideon scatting play. It ends with “I love you forever Mabel”. Please shut the fuck up you little creep.
TAD STRANGE: Plays a video of bread with smooth jazz in the background.
TOBY DETERMINED: Leads to a Google search for a restraining order. Holyyyyy shittttttt
WHO ARE YOU: “I could ask you the same question”
SEASON 3: “Season Two”. I guess that’s that lol
This was about all I could find. Please reblog with anything else you can discover! Thank you, fellow Gravity Falls enjoyers!
FURTHER EDITS:
BLIND EYE: Pulls up an optometrist’s eye exam. Each line reads “WKHBOOVHH”. Too lazy to translate atm.
PIÑATA: Bill Cipher getting beaten to death /hj
MASON: A note from Dipper listing several anagrams of Gravity Falls characters’ names. You can check in the comments for the answers.
AXOLOTL: “You ask alotl questions”. Thanks for the pun, Alex, but I’m kind of losing my mind rn
MYSTERY SHACK: Leads to a Google search for Confusion Hill, the real-life Mystery Shack!
MYSTERY: “?”
MONSTER: Leads to several YouTube videos for “There’s a Monster at the End of this Book.”
VALLIS CINERIS: Leads to an analog-horror-esque video of Baby Bill and his parents, who have been blotted out by static, and a voice repeating “WHY DID YOU DO IT” over and over again until you stop the video.
PORTAL: “Portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build a new one.”
GIFFANY: You need to put it in multiple times. Several warnings about breaching firewall, followed by a message from GIFFANY saying “SOOS! I still love you!” or smth like that, and then GIFFANY herself briefly appearing onscreen. Trying again after that summons her more. Also lets you download some ZIP files.
DORITO: Summons an image of a spinning Dorito, followed by the most cursed image of Bill Cipher I have ever seen.
GOD: A short video of an axolotl in a tank with a Bill Cipher statue plays. This is Alex’s axolotl, shown in the Book of Bill countdown.
REALITY: “Is an illusion”
FILBRICK: “I’m not impressed”
CARYN: “I knew you were gonna write that”
GLASS SHARD BEACH: Leads to an image of the New Jersey Hell Hole.
ANY CUSS WORD: Pulls up a paper reading “NOT S&P APPROVED. WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP” with an image of soap below.
MATPAT: Leads to a video of MatPat next to a conspiracy board, holding the Book of Bill. He tells us we’re on our own.
BABBA: Plays an audio recording of Dipper singing BABBA. Not Disco Girl, a different song.
CRAZ: Leads to the Jem and the Holograms theme.
XYLER: See above.
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA: Shows us two new journal pages from Ford and Mabel, studying the Cipher statue. They’re definitely worth the read, I teared up looking at them.
ANSWER: “Question”
QUESTION: “Answer”
SEASON ONE: “Season -1: Antigravity Falls”
SEASON TWO: “Season 1” …maybe scratch what I said about Season 3. Or don’t. Things are starting to damage my brain.
CURSED (got from @slimslamflimflam decoding the candle! Thanks!): Shows two pages talking about the dangers of drawing triangles, with the bottom of the second page showing several drawings of Bill and the words “HE IS COMING, RUN”
THE UNIVERSE: “Hologram”
RIZZ: “Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas.”
BABY: Shows an ultrasound of a fetus Bill Cipher, captioned “Look at what’s growing inside you! See you in nine months, papa!”
JOURNAL 3: “The Journal for Me”
PACIFICA: Leads to a note from Pacifica calling Bill Cipher “ick” and telling us to follow her on social media under “Platinum Paz”
PLATINUM PAZ: Pulls up an image of Northwest Manor with the llama symbol overlaid and a “NW” logo beneath.
LOVE: Leads to an audiobook of “The Love Triangle”. Need to read later.
BLENDIN: “The time agent lost and presumed incompetent”. Uh…?
SCARY: Leads to another audiobook of a cheesy Goosebumps-esque horror novel written by Bill himself, apparently.
DIVORCE: Shows you the logo of the bar Bill went to after his fight with Ford… Billford bitter exes confirmed
ROBBIE: Leads to the cringiest messages ever. He’s such a failure I love him
CONSPIRACY: Leads to a video of a man losing his mind over the countdown counting up. I feel so seen
RAT: “Thurburt’s number?”
BLANCHIN: Leads to a YouTube video on how to blanch vegetables.
TJ ECKLEBURG: “Never mention that name again.”
NOTHING: “Something”
SOMETHING: “Nothing”
BURNSIDE: “Burned inside.” Well… at least we know what happened…
WADDLES: Leads to the pig placement network!
Whatever I get horribly flashbacked to everything traumatic that ever happened in my life - my mind just refuses to accept it, like no, that's not me, that must have been someone else, I POSSIBLY couldn't be fine after [REDACTED] but, I'm fine, right? so it means that [REDACTED] never happened and I'm just lying to myself and making shit up, I just gotta suck it up and be tougher.
and if you ask me that's very fucking Stanley Pines core.
You should Totally sell your soul.
I sold mine and løők ąt më!
Į’m ÇøMpłẼÞêĽY fīņœ.👁️
you guys. the soul contract template. what if I sign away my soul to Bill
I F$@&ING KNEW IT
Spoilers for the book of bill
Seriously don’t see this until you read the book
They got divorced
Everything we know about Bill Cipher's past so far
His home was called Euclydia and it was entirely two dimensional. ("Flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams.")
Bill was unique among his people because he had a mutation that allowed him to see the third dimension. This can mean that either a) Euclideans don't have eyes and Bill is the only one who had one or b) if they did have eyes, he literally had a third eye.
Bill's parents were most likely named Scalene and Euclid. Entering either of their names into the computer gives the prompt LIFE FORM NOT FOUND. Bill is stated to only draw red and blue triangles in art therapy, so those were probably their appearances.
From the code JUSTFITIN, you get this colour-coded poem:
Rock a bye billy Please don’t you cry It’s not your fault You have that strange eye Stay safe with mommy You’ll never fall And we’ll always love you Sharp angles and all
Bill says that everyone in Euclydia loved him. However, it's more likely that he was feared because of his mutation and talk of a third dimension. Bill has said numerous times that love and fear are the same, and if you enter WELLWELLWELLBEING into the computer:
Bill's parents took him to a doctor to help suppress his vision of the third dimension. This has been discovered through the codes on the silly straw page:
Fussy eater, baby Billy / Wouldn't drink unless it's silly The doctor says three sips a day / Will make the visions go away Eye doctor of a different kind / Who wants to make his patient blind Twisted out of shape after the kill / The ghosts of his family are haunting him still
Bill is responsible for the Euclidean massacre. Reversed audio on the website says that "the sky is on fire", and when Bill talks about liberating his dimension, his eye shows a fiery landscape too. Though he claims to have liberated them both in Weirdmageddon and the transmission with Time Baby, he is regretful and misses home. If you type in EVENHISLIESARELIES, you get a transcript of one of his sessions in the theraprism.
And from the axolotl's poem in Curse of the Time Pirate's Treasure:
When he tells Ford about his home dimension, he says that it was destroyed by a monster. And when Ford says that he could seek out the monster and get revenge on it, Bill replies: "Sixer, it would eat you alive." Bill also says that if he tries to talk about the day Euclydia was destroyed, there's a loud buzzing in his ears and he blacks out for 30 seconds. Still, he tells others that he freed everyone and that they are grateful for it. Until he gets drunk and starts calling out for his mom, asking her where she went...
im sorry is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT FORD'S PAGE ON THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM!??
look at the blacked out text at the bottom!!! if you look very carefully, it reads:
[If] "I could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab"
WHAT?? WHO WROTE THIS REPORT?
Bad dreams
Here’s Part 1 if you haven’t read it :
hey there I'm finally back!!
here's my contribution to gravity falls fandom
i really wanted to redraw this picture from the website and i also wanted to draw bill in a dress. that's it, that's how this was born
What
"it never once occurred to him what my real strategy was: letting him win. Because winning made him feel special. And good God, did he want to feel special"
Calls Ford a tool but sings praise of tools WOW
"I once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy..."
ALL GFALLS CODES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
29121239168518
333 SUNDAPPLE LANE, COZY CREEK, IL 60714-94611
3466554
A RAT/RAT
ABUELITA
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
ALEX/ALEX HIRSCH/ALEXANDER ROBERT HIRSCH/HIRSCH
ALGEBRA/GEOMETRY/GREECE/GREEK/MATH/PLATO/PYTHAGORAS/SHAPE/SHAPES/TRIGONOMETRY
AM I BLANCHIN
ANALOG HOROR/CREEPYPASTA/HORROR/URBAN LEGEND/URBAN LEGENDS
ANSWER
BAAAA/SAY BAAAA
BABBA/DISCO GIRL
BABY/BABY BILL/DADDY/LALALA/LALALALALA/MOMMY
BILL/CIPHER/BILL CIPHER/LLIB/REHPIC/LLIB REHPIC
BLANCHIN/BLANCHING
BLENDIN/BLENDIN BLANDIN/BLENDIN BENJAMIN BLANDIN
BLIND EYE
BOOBERRY
BOOK OF BILL/THE BOOK OF BILL
BOYFRIEND/IM LONELY/IM SINGLE/MARRY ME/ROMANCE/SOULMATE/TRUE LOVE/WHO IS MY SOULMATE
BREAKUP/DIVORCE/ROCK BOTTOM
BURNED INSIDE
BURNSIDE
BYE GOLD
CAESAR, ATABASH & VIGENERE/MULTILEVEL MARK
CARD/MY CARD
CHIP/DORITO/NACHO
CUA/FBI/NSA
CIPHERTOLOGY
CLONE/PAPER JAM/JAM DIPPER/PAPER JAM DIPPER/TYRONE
STOD EHT TCENNOC (CONNECT THE DOTS)
CONSPIRACY
CRAY CRAY
CRAZ/XYLER
CRYPTO/DOGE/ELON/FORTNITE/GYATT/NFT/RIZZ/SKIBIDI
CRYPTOGRAM CODEX
CURSED
CURSE WITTEBANE (Owl House reference)
DEATH
DEER TEETH
DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION
DIONARAP (PARANOID)
DIPPER
DIPPY FRESH
DISNEY/DISNEYLAND/EPCOT/MICKEY/MICKEY MOUSE/WALT DISNEY
DISPENSE MY TREAT
DOES GOD EXIST/FACE OF GOD/FRILLIAM/GOD/HELP ME/GOD IS REAL/IS RELIGION REAL/REVEAL GOD/REVEAL GOD TO ME/SAVE ME/SHOW ME GOD/SHOW ME THE FACE OF GOD/WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE/WHAT IS GOD/WHO IS GOD/WHO IS THE ONE TRUE GOD/WHO SHOULD I PRAY TO/WHO SHOULD I WORSHIP
DUCHESS APPROVES/THE DUCHESS APPROVED
DUCKTECTIVE
EASTER EGG
EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS
EUCLID/SCALENE/SCRIMBLES
EUCLIDIA
EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES
FAMILY MATTERS
FIDDLEFORD/FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET/FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET/MCGUCKET/OLD MAN MCGUCKET
FILBRICK
FIXINIT1
FORD/SIXER/STANFORD/STANFORD PINES
FORDTRAMARINE
FORGET THE PAST
FUCK ALEX/FUCK ALEX HIRSCH/FUCK YOU ALEX
GAME THEORY/HELP ME MATPAT/THATS JUST A/THEORY
GIDEON
GIFFANY (SPAM THIS ONE SIX TIMES)
GLASS SHARD BEACH
GLOBNAR
GOODNIGHT SALLY
GRAVITY FALLS
GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK
GRUNKLE STAN/STAN/STAN PINES/STANLEY/STANLEY PINES (SPAM 25 TIMES)
GUN/THE GUN
HAROLD’S RAMBLINGS
HECTORING
HEY NERD
HISTORY
HOTXOLOTL
HOW DO I DIE/HOW WILL I DIE/TELL ME HOW I DIE/WHEN DO I DIE/WHEN WILL I DIE (SHOWS A RANDOM NUMBER 1-23; CONNECTS TO PAGES IN THE BOOK OF BILL)
I SEE/THEYLL SEE/THEYLL ALL SEE/YOULL SEE
IM STILL ON YOUR MIND/ON YOUR MIND (Stan O War code: SHH, LITTLE BILLY WORE VELCRO UNTIL HE WAS SIXTEEN. HE SAID SHOELACES WERE FASCIST BUT WE REALLY THINK HE JUST DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TIE THEM.)
IRREGULAR
IS HELL REAL/IS SATAN REAL/IS THE DEVIL REAL
IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I DIE/WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE/WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE/WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE
JOURNAL 1
JOURNAL 2
JOURNAL 3
JUST BLENDIN
JUST FIT IN (code: ROCK-A-BYE BILLY/PLEASE DONT YOU CRY/ITS NOT YOUR FAULT/YOU HAVE THAT STRANGE EYE/STAY SAFE WITH MOMMY/YOULL NEVER FALL/AND WELL LOVE YOU ALWAYS/SHARP ANGLES AND ALL)
KINGS OF NEW JERSEY
KOOK
KUBRICK
LIAR LYRE/LYRE LIAR
LIES
LIFE
L IS REAL 2401
LOVE YA BRO
MABEL (SPAM UNTIL COMPUTER MESSAGE)
MASON
MEOW/MEOW WOW
MONSTER
MORALITY
MOUNTAIN DONT
MYSTERY
MYSTERY SHACK
NAITSUAF (FAUSTIAN; IF YES/CHANGES CANDLE TO BLUE) (AUDIO: THE SKY’S ON FIRE. EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? YOU KILLED THEM ALL…REMEMBER US)
NO
NOT A PHASE
NOTHING
OCCURREMUS HERUM
OH YES THEY BOTH
ONE EYED KING
OROBOROUS
OWL TROWEL
PACIFICA
PAPER IS BOOK SKIN
PEAK
PINATA
PINES
PLATINUM PAZ
PORTAL
QUESTION
REALITY
R34LITY
RIDDLE* (START HERE FOR THE QUESTION LINE, ALL ANSWERS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS LIST)
ROBBIE
RUBBER HOSE
SCARE/SPOOK-EM-UPS/SPOOKS/SPOOKY
SCIENTOLOGY
SEASON 1
SEASON 2
SEASON 3
SEVEN EYES
SEVERAL TIMES/SEV’RAL TIMES
SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA
SKELETON
SOMETHING
SOOS
SOUL CONTRACT/CONTRACT
SUCK IT MERLIN
TAD STRANGE
TANTRUM
THE UNIVERSE/UNIVERSE
THERAPRISM
TINSEL SNAKE
TITAN’S BLOOD (Owl House reference)
T.J. ECKLEBURG
TOBY DETERMINED
TORTURE MENTALLY
TOURIST TRAP
TRIANGLE
UNION MADE
UNREALITY
VALLIS CINERIS
VIRUS
WADDLES
WEIRD
WEIRDMAGEDDON
WELL WELL WELL BEING
WENDY
WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT
WHO ARE YOU
YES
YOU CANT KILL AN IDEA
YOURE INSANE
Cipher family headcanons expect sometimes my headcanons sound like episode scripts
•Scalene and Euclid got married on paper because they couldn't afford a wedding for being lower class. But even then it was the loveliest night of their lifes
•Euclid was a soldier in the military and hurted his right leg causing him to use a cane when walking. He still goes on missions but doesn't has an active role in wars since he's more like a long shooter. His vision is very sharp and clear. An excellent shot.
•He took Bill shooting once and with his mutation, Bill accidentally lifted the gun and shooted "up"
Euclid's friends were confused where the bullet went and he quickly tried to cover it by saying the bullet got stuck
This happened 3 times.
He was so stressed at that time but once they got home and were having dinner they all laughed about how it went
•Scalene is blue Euclid is red colored
•The statics voice in thisisnotawebsite talking about the sky is burning the murderer's name is Bill etc are Euclid's. The male voice
•The rockabye billy lullaby is something Bill hears from the statics most of the time
•Scalene had overprotection issues, he was scared of someone hurting Billy I mean everybody already mocks him all the time
•One time Bill tried to fake being blind in order to make his parents happy that the medicine was finally working but got caught a week later catching something from falling. It was so embarrassing no one talked about it even in that moment. They just learned
• One of the first tricks Bill learned after being conscious about his powers was to regenerate an eye, scared of losing it or getting it hurt
Bill Cipher giving subtle hints of him loving his parents in his own book is my roman empire.
He practically called his dad a handsome fella aww :D
I am sobbing rn.please give me an ao3 fic where bill is with his mon scalene and father euclid RIGHT NOW
Everything we know about Bill Cipher's past so far
His home was called Euclydia and it was entirely two dimensional. ("Flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams.")
Bill was unique among his people because he had a mutation that allowed him to see the third dimension. This can mean that either a) Euclideans don't have eyes and Bill is the only one who had one or b) if they did have eyes, he literally had a third eye.
Bill's parents were most likely named Scalene and Euclid. Entering either of their names into the computer gives the prompt LIFE FORM NOT FOUND. Bill is stated to only draw red and blue triangles in art therapy, so those were probably their appearances.
From the code JUSTFITIN, you get this colour-coded poem:
Rock a bye billy Please don’t you cry It’s not your fault You have that strange eye Stay safe with mommy You’ll never fall And we’ll always love you Sharp angles and all
Bill says that everyone in Euclydia loved him. However, it's more likely that he was feared because of his mutation and talk of a third dimension. Bill has said numerous times that love and fear are the same, and if you enter WELLWELLWELLBEING into the computer:
Bill's parents took him to a doctor to help suppress his vision of the third dimension. This has been discovered through the codes on the silly straw page:
Fussy eater, baby Billy / Wouldn't drink unless it's silly The doctor says three sips a day / Will make the visions go away Eye doctor of a different kind / Who wants to make his patient blind Twisted out of shape after the kill / The ghosts of his family are haunting him still
Bill is responsible for the Euclidean massacre. Reversed audio on the website says that "the sky is on fire", and when Bill talks about liberating his dimension, his eye shows a fiery landscape too. Though he claims to have liberated them both in Weirdmageddon and the transmission with Time Baby, he is regretful and misses home. If you type in EVENHISLIESARELIES, you get a transcript of one of his sessions in the theraprism.
And from the axolotl's poem in Curse of the Time Pirate's Treasure:
When he tells Ford about his home dimension, he says that it was destroyed by a monster. And when Ford says that he could seek out the monster and get revenge on it, Bill replies: "Sixer, it would eat you alive." Bill also says that if he tries to talk about the day Euclydia was destroyed, there's a loud buzzing in his ears and he blacks out for 30 seconds. Still, he tells others that he freed everyone and that they are grateful for it. Until he gets drunk and starts calling out for his mom, asking her where she went...
I found another one!!!
Type bill's home dimension, Euclydia
Scalene
Irregular
Euclid
God
Sex (lol)
Universe
what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)
HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:
stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles
mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"
ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits
soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack
dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black
bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)
gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"
wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji
mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video
pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write
robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter
tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will
blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"
weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day
axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"
T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"
cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles
blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables
triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"
dippy fresh: links to this image
mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill
gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"
portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"
theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs
blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click
creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly
alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels
toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order
dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes
love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book
death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"
book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"
life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"
baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you
pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"
weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there
waddles: links to a pig adoption website
mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"
ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"
mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique
tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now
matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill
skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"
scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"
divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"
music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static
math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato
conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill
okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too
Here are some videos I found through the source code, I don't know if anyone else has found these yet.
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/small.mp4
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/audio.mp4
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/music.mp4
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/static-7.mp4