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Gymnast Hinata!

It wasn’t uncommon for Hinata to say after practice and work on his Volleyball.

Recently he was leaving as soon as Coach dismissed them running off to god knows where the opposite direction of his house.

No one picked up on his muscles, even before he came to Karasuno. They just assumed it came with him being short even though Noya wasn’t built like him.

Eventually they decided to find out where he went to anytime he hurried away. Thankfully since Suga had Hinata sharing his location with him they could track him down.

“Why would Hinata be heading to a gym?”

Tsukishima was officially irritated, “So he run inmedetly after practice to go and work out more?”

Tanaka wipes a tear from his eye, “So manly.”

Asahi waved his hands trying to calm the growing questions and irritation, “Well the gym has multiple sections, for all we know he could be running or meeting his mom or something!”

Daichi sighed with relief finally hearing someone thinking logically, “Thank you, besides none of us have asked.”

Yamaguchi finally spoke up, “Yet Hinata announces everything he does. For instance his bathroom songs.”

Kageyama nodded having to agree, “Yes he literally is always explaining what he’s doing or what he’s going to do. He’s never once explained going to a gym after practice.”

A new suspicion rose. Was Hinata purposely hiding something from them. Hinata was never one to keep secrets. He even told the team about his fathers death, and the effect it had on his family.

They approached the main entrance finding him located in the gymnastics section. Opening the doors the room was huge. Bars, balance beams, giant open floors, vaults, crazy stuff.

They heard a male shouting, he looked about 19 someone in their first year of college. He was built well and had hair similar to Suga’s yet it was a bright red. A charming face yet there was this fire behind it as he yelled.

There stood Hinata he was wearing a orange sleeveless leotard with plain black spandex. You could see his shoulders, back, chest, and upper arms decorated in freckles. The tight fitting shorts hugged his surprisingly big ass. His thighs and calves flexing as his arms straightened behind him as he prepared himself to move. He was at this point practicing some things for his upcoming floor routine in a competition.

They all froze in their tracks watching the man yell at Hinata who nodded looking at his bare feet for a moment before looking back up and taking a hard sprint before sending himself flying into the air.

Double layout full + Split jump

Biles + Front layout

Front full through to Mukhina

Switch leap

Split leap 1.5

Silivas

Their breaths were taken away as this was Olympic worthy skills put together. Hinata smiled each one he landed after his last one he simply laid on the ground the man picking him out throwing him into the foam pit.

“That was perfect! Now do it again, fail and you’re going it again.”

Hinata crawled out of the pit shoving him, “It isn’t easy constantly being on my feet and putting tons of pressure on them over 4 hours each day!”

“You’re fault you wanted to play volleyball.”

“I wanted to be on a team! Besides I’m very happy with volleyball and wouldn’t every give it up!”

Tanaka and Noya were screaming running over, “Hinata you’re so cool!”

Hinata froze staring at the two, “What are you.. doing here?”

Looking over seeing the rest of his teammates there he had a horrified smile on his face collapsing knocked out.

The man smiled, “Ah you must be his teammates! Nice to finally meet you, I’m his friend and personal Coach Hakuryū Nariaki.”

Daichi smiled shaking his head, “I’m his captain Daichi Sawamura, pleasure to meet you.”

Suga brightly rushing over to Hinata helping I’m up even though he was still out like a light, “I’m vice-captain Kōshi Sugawara!”

The rest of the introductions were made and Hinata was now snoring, “Hey does anyone know where he lives? I think he should take off the rest of training today and get some sleep.”

Everyone stared at Kageyama who was very opposed to the idea, “How am I alone supposed to get him up that hill?”

Tanaka twirled his keys on his fingers, “Give me the location and I’ll get you there.”

Nodding they just stared at Hinata, “So how long is his practices here?”

“Normally two hours every other day. I had to cut back on the amount he practices because he’d push himself too hard with both sports and end up collapsing from exhaustion or stress.”

Daichi quickly, “Thank you for telling us, we will bring this up to our Coach and figure out how to make this as benifit always for Hinata as possible.”

Damn Hinata was fit, but why was he hiding his skills?

Does paper classify as a stick?

Gotham city is just the reverse Disneyland. Instead of all of your dreams coming true it's all of your nightmares coming true.

Currently on a road trip to go to watch my mom and cousin go skydiving. Nervous but also excited for them!

I remembered doodling this awhile back and I just remembered how easily I get into this loop of autism meltdowns

Idk do you guys relate to this type of endless cycle where whenever something bad happens or when you screw up you get upset or feel awful but then gets distracted/calms down and then feels okay but then you remembered something that’s been bugging you and then you get to square one?

I just wanna know if anyone else experienced stuff like this cuz like, I wanna know, nerodivergent folks! Ooor is this just a me thing idk.

also whenever I’m in a good enough headspace, I can talk more about how I unironically relate to the awful instrumental from parappa the Rappa 2 and just over analyze it from an autistic person’s pov

This is something else that just happened irl and it’s not a skit for Genshin!!

Mom: pumpkin can you come in here please?

Me: I just sat down so no

Mom: please pumpkin I need help

Me opening the door: oh you need help with that-

Mom: yes please

Me getting up and only just seeing my mom’s partner: well *partners name* can help instead!

Mom: no he can’t-

Moms partner walking into her room: I’ll help you if you help me

Me just giggling while going back to sit down: ah I have got to write this-

Moms partner muffled: *slightly muffled noises and fake words before he just ends talking with my mother*

Me: okay then

And then more chaos followed lol!

Yeah not genshin related but I hope you liked this lol! Have a great day!!

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

GUESS WHO GOT HER LAPTOP BACK

wwoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

spidery peter is my favorite thing and id like to mention that burrowing spiders will keep humming frogs as pets (its a mutualistic relationship) and i do in fact need a fic of peter not being able to go outside without adopting at least one frog

i don’t know what I did to deserve this but the lightfury brainrot is making me actually start to loose it why am i obsessing over a random fictional dragon from a five year old movie instead of something idk. useful??? she’s taking over my dreams and it’s insanity tell me why i saw the top of a white bowl and i was like “OMG OMG IT’S THE LIGHT FURY!!!” SOMEONE SNAP ME OUT OF THIS I NEED TO BE NORMAL ANOUT AT LEAST ONE THING😭😭 THIS STUPID CUTE IDIOT CUTE DRAGONIS TAKING OVER EVERYTHING😭😭

SOMEONE PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS IM GOING AS HER FOR HALLOWEEN AND AM WAITING TO GET MY PLANT WATERING MONEY TO GET A HUGE CUTOUT OF HER TO PUT ON MY DOOR. I CSNT TAKE THIS

If I'm not writing about space ships and cyborgs, I'm probably taking pictures of turkeys.

Sometimes I feel like this old gal Grumpy deserves her own fanfic.