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i love projecting
also thanks for all the love on that one post holy hell 😭
Thinking of Ghost carting around a tiny notebook, it’s basically a keychain that hangs from his belt loop. The kicker? It’s cute. Like, uncharacteristically so, for a man like Ghost that is.
It’s fucking pink. With goddamn glitter and a cat on it. With a small, pink pen to match!
Everyone who’s seen the keychain all think they’re having a damn stroke seeing the stupid thing for the first time. It’s so small, like if was meant for a kid, so what the hell is a Lieutenant doing with a fucking keychain notebook?
The purpose is debated to this day. To keep track of all he kills in the field? Marking losses? Reminders for the future? Fucking journaling his feelings?? No one even know if Ghost ever uses it, but are well aware that the man is strangely protective of his notebook, like some sort of rabid dog. snapping at anyone who tries to take it, and god forbid someone touches it. At least they know he’s aware of the pink notebook.
But the real reason Ghost even has it? Why would he even carry such a dainty, childish thing like that? How could he even manage to write so small with such large, almost clumsy fingers?
It’s where he writes his jokes.
It’s his fucking personal joke book.
ghost, unaware that comms are open: *whispering* another one bites the dust *body drops* dunndundumdun another one bites the dust *body drops* mm-mm-mm—
gaz: uh—
soap: no, no, let him focus.
obnoxious!hawks headcanons inspired by the pigeon
(Disclaimer bc I know what it’s like: the word obnoxious is used in a humorous manner and if you do any of these things that does not mean your friends secretly hate you.)
to indicate he likes food he chews really loudly and aggressively and does those “mmhhh” sounds
always squats on random infrastructure like lampposts when outside and then just looks down on people while talking to them
never sorts his laundry and the colours magically never bleed, so he’s always bragging about that when someone mentions that they’re tired from doing laundry like “just throw everything in at once that’s how I do it and nothing happens”🤷♂️ (inspired by a real person. I hope you know how blessed you are.)
tickles ppl with his feathers when he’s bored and then acts like he didn’t do anything when they complain
his hair always looks perfect and healthy, no matter if he styled it or exposed it to wind and weather. when everyone else’s hair is full of dust, dirt and blood after a fight, he just shakes his out a little and it looks just like it did before
wings have bones and joints. he cracks them. a lot.
always makes the same “but that’s so high up! what if I fall? Will you catch meee?” joke when he’s assigned missions that require him to fly to a high spot. it hasn’t been funny since he debuted.
and finally, always follows his s/o around during the day and cocks his head to the side like a bird while watching their every move. he doesn’t say or do anything, he’s just lurking over their shoulder.
One of the gang: Man, I knew Saiki was depressed, but this is on another level…
Saiki to himself: ‘Knew I was depressed’?
Batman's kids all being low-key way more terrifying than he is is so funny to me. like yeah, batman is scary with his whole 'I am the night' thing, but hes widely accepted as being good. he works with the food guys, he helps people, he doesn't kill. his kids on the other hand? barely a hop skip and a jump away from becoming super villains at any given time.
dick? worked with Deathstroke, former secret agent, court of owls, spyral, much more chill with operating in the moral grey areas.. beat the joker to death, chose murder vengeance st the ripe old age of 8
Jason? the whole red hood thing speaks for itself, plus his history with the league of assassins, and the outlaws. hes more open to the whole 'some people need to die to protect others' thing.
Tim? insane. joker jr, his weird thing with the league of assassins, general crazy borderline supervillain tendencies when left unsupervised for more than a week
cass? angel baby but SCARY AS FUCK!!! THE SKILLS. THE MASK. SCARY
Damian? tiny but very violent and suggestible
Steph? down to clown. insane. will go full send chaos gremlin if left unchecked
sorry i keep forgetting i have a tumblr.
anyways. chiikawa of the paradise.
Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??
Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.
buttercups // best friends in the whole wide world
okay yes kaz doesn't care about anything blah blah blah but have you ever considered that he remembers absolutely everything and not only the stuff he can one day use against the people in his life. he remembers how jesper puts cinnamon into his coffee so it doesn't keep him awake all day so kaz keeps cinnamon sticks behind the bar at the crow club for him. he remembers how wylan tucks flowers into his messenger bag so he waits beside a flower patch when they meet to discuss demo plans. he remembers how nina hates how her only pair of boots dig into her heels so he leaves a new pair on her bed without a word. he remembers how matthias is soothed at the sound of bird chirping so he tells him to walk down by the east harbor for "no other reason" than to "pick up a shipment" and NOT because seagulls and ospreys cluster there. and yes. his wife. inej. he remembers how pious and devote she is so he carves symbols of the saints into the wood of her ship with his knife to remind her he adores her faith despite all that he's said before and he would remember even in death how her raven hair flows down her back and how her nimble fingers stroke around her whiskey glass because he loves her GODDAMNIT.
Shadow is Rouge's n1 fan (and hater, currently)
+ Sonic is here literally just to be a little prick
This took so long @_@
wait omg i forgot to post thishere
original meme was done by @/JUJUBAMP4 on twitter! 😊
based off that one image. yall know the one
hc that when Michael needs to pull an all nighter, he’ll stick his fingers in a socket and just continue like nothing happened
please consider-
He would, I have no doubt in my mind he would.
or even…
Richie headcanons!!
First anime was the Pokémon anime and Naruto
First video games was Pokémon Y
Naruto ran down the halls in middle school
Really likes Final Fantasy VII
Has an Eren Yaeger pfp on every social media site (and it's always different)
Forced Ruth to watch My Hero Academia
Thinks new anime fans are annoying while also really wishing everyone around him watched more anime
Has a list of cosplays he'd like to do, and hasn't done any of them
Has a stuffed animal collection under his bed that he refuses to share with anyone
Owns at least one nendoroid
Has only read manga since 7th grade, other than for school
Collects snow globes from every place he goes
death leech shadoo.....
design by @galaxylover06
clowns are the most feared creatures in faerun
Wade and Logan’s apartment mood board with no explanation
nsfw ! Aegon
Ok but aegon would be really emotional during sex. This boy has suffered for a long time and sex is the only way he can feel someone really loves him
He hides his face in your neck and his thrusts go faster and rough. He usually is soft and carefull with you, so you know something is happening.
"aegon, are you okey?" you ask softly under him.
He just nods with his head and takes you by the hips to keep you in place, groaning into your ear. His body shakes while he cums and lies on top of you without saying a word.
"aegon" you whisper, trying to look at his face, but he refuses.
Suddenly you can hear him sobbing in your neck and his tears fall against your skin. He doesn't do that often, and you can feel your heart broken.
"I'm sorry" he cries "sorry"
All you can do is rub his back and assure him that he's enough.