The Outsiders Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

The Outsiders as me and my friends texts

Two-Bit: i am filled with envy and rage

Ponyboy: Why

Two-Bit: i have intelligence

Two-Bit: i have sapience

Two-Bit: i am self-aware

Ponyboy: Uh-

The outsiders as things me and my friends have said

Dally: Just the normal amount of dying I’ve been doing

Johnny: I’ll give you a piece of my skin

Sodapop: The virgin was the fag

Two-bit: And he’s into really weird shit

Darry: No it wasn’t a birthday. I was getting evicted😔

Ponyboy: I mean that in ALL sarcasm

Steve: To be fair… I wouldn’t be rawdogging you, no offense but you’re not my type :)

The Outsiders as things me and friends have said

Two-bit: Uhm, are you kidding, my massive horsecock?

Dally: I mean, c’mon, dying kids? That’s so funny

Steve: Well shit me in the ass

Ponyboy: I THOUGHT IT SAID APPLESAUCE

Sodapop: Get on my fucking level you bitch

Johnny: How am I supposed to know if I like it

Darry: You are a BOSSY PANTS

The outsiders as things me and my friends + mom have said

Dally: I’ve been to prison before on a bus😁

Sodapop: Gremlin. Is holding a gun at me. Telling me “there’s a door bitch” it’s upset, because I’m gay

Two-bit: So it’s butter… but Scottish

Steve: I’m a ravenous beast what can I say😐

Darry: Y’all are kinda dumb but in the most loving way possible

Ponyboy: Mozart could never

Johnny: I wish I was an orphan

The outsiders as me and my friends texts

Dally: The lady in the row behind me in the plane has her baby... and it keeps making loud noises

Two-bit: Drop kick it

Dally: I wish I could

Dally: I want to throw the baby out the window

Dally: Someone has their feet on the back of my seat...

Two-bit: Ew

Dally: I can feel it and I'm going to sob

The outsiders as me and my friends texts

Ponyboy: I GOT HAND SANITIZER IN MY EYE!!!!!!

Steve: HAHAHHAHAH

Ponyboy: IT BURNS!!!!!

Steve: LLLLLL

Ponyboy: It’s red😭😭

Darry: Uh oh

Ponyboy: *insert picture of his eye*

Ponyboy: 😭

Ponyboy: My eyelashes look nice tho

Curtis brothers as me and my friends texts

Darry: There’s a lady next to me who told me she likes women

Ponyboy: Slay

Sodapop: 🏳️‍🌈

Darry: Hold up

Ponyboy:

Darry: What are you two still doing awake?

Ponyboy: Wat 💤😴💤

Darry: So, Soda is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Pony: Why?

Darry: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Soda, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Pony: There's no way he likes me back.

Johnny: Curly would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Pony: Curly would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Dally: -JUST SHUT UP

Twobit:

Dally: Im going to kill the next person i fucking see, i swear to god-

Johnny *walking in*: Hello! Hi! Im so happy to see you!

Dally: Heyyy, omg....

Pony: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Johnny, blushing: Okay.

Dally: It's fucking summer.

Soda: Hey are we- stop screaming, its just me- are we out of cereal?

Pony: I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!

Soda: Okay.... but are we out of cereal?