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The Infernal Devices - Blog Posts
Mark Blackthorn is so pure, I love him so much 🙇❤
I'm sorry but George Lovelace is the definition of underrated.
guess who is crying right now. @cassandraclare
will is not just a meme. he is also a mood.
my heart is already broken thanks to you cassie so...it was necessary? I'm-
"Me gustaría ser bueno en algo que podría añadir belleza al mundo en lugar de pintar con sangre, de verdad, pero ahí lo tienen. "
Matthew Fairchild
Will: I have a plan
Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?
Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle
Jem: What’s for dinner?
Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise
Jem: Is it soup?
Will: I soup-pose it could be
Jem: Enough with the soup puns!
Will: You never soup-port my jokes
*five minutes later*
Jem: It's FISH
Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan
Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus
Jem: I stand corrected
Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like
Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*
Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.
Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.
Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!
Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one
Will: Aww, what’d you name it?
Tessa, blushing: … William
Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?
Tessa: *face palm*
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,
Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.
If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.
It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.
BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??
If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!
i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.
Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer
Tessa: You have really pretty eyes
Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?
Tessa: *leans in slowly*
Will: NO! You can’t have them!
Tessa:
Will, singing Welsh songs:
Ragnor:
Ragnor:
Ragnor: do you take any requests?
Will: oh sure!
Ragnor: Please stop
Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”
Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!
Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”
Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting
Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon
Tessa:
Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-
Fire Alarm: Beep
Jem: Don’t interrupt me
Jules: he’s ok because he lied
Emma: she’s broken because she believed
Kit: Sbren, sbeve
James and Matthew fighting a demon
Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!
James : no, we’re in this together
Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices
Cecily: Will is in trouble again!
Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?
Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?
Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car
Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.
Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!
Jem: That’s… that’s not good…
Will: I will do a lot of things but admitting that I’m cold after Gabriel told everyone to bring jackets is not one of those things
Zara: What would you do if I was murdered?
Horace: Cry
Zara: Emma, what about you?
Emma: I’d run from the police.