Clockwork Prince - Blog Posts

we've arrived to clockwork prince and may i just say: wessa and jessa SERVE in this book

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

Jem: What’s for dinner?

Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise

Jem: Is it soup?

Will: I soup-pose it could be

Jem: Enough with the soup puns!

Will: You never soup-port my jokes

*five minutes later*

Jem: It's FISH

Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan

Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus

Jem: I stand corrected

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.

Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”

Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!

Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”

Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting

Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-

Fire Alarm: Beep

Jem: Don’t interrupt me

Cecily: Will is in trouble again!

Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?

Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?

Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car

Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.

Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!

Jem: That’s… that’s not good…

Will: I will do a lot of things but admitting that I’m cold after Gabriel told everyone to bring jackets is not one of those things

i will respectfully be ignoring every “ave atque vale” post today bc will is literally alive idk wtf y’all are talking about

Gabriel: I’m not going to fight with you!

Cecily: Why, because I’m a WOMAN?

Gabriel: No, because you’re scary

Cecily: Oh, alright

Will: I didn’t do it

Jem: Then why are you laughing?

Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

Group: *arguing*

Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?

[silence]

Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.

Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?

Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn

Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?

Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.

Will: It’s true!

Will: *grabbing Jem*

Jem: Wait-

Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*

Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.

Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet

Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute

Will: How do you always know when I’m sad?

Jem: Well, you look sad and you haven’t said anything mean to Gabriel for like 3 hours.

Jem: Oh, and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”

Charlotte: Will, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Will: Yes, and I did!

Charlotte: I meant an object, not Jem

Jem: You’re right

Will: That’s… that’s an unusual phrase for you, my beloved parabatai. Did you just learn it?

Jem: You didn’t let me finish

Will: I had a hunch

Gabriel: Just be casual, try some light flirting

Gideon: Got it

*later*

Sophie: Nice work out there, high five!

*high fives Gideon*

Gideon: *intertwines fingers*

Sophie: what-

Gideon: I am in love with you :3

Will: I really just keep getting prettier, it’s kind of alarming.

Will: In a couple of years, it’ll be impossible to look directly at me, I will be so pretty

Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far

Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER

Any main TSC couple:

Magnus:

TSC books: A summary

Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…

Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.