Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
HES A TWINKIE
Mav, in the middle of sex with Ice: I'm like a cake
Ice: wha-?
Mav, smirking: covered in ICING
Ice: ...
Ice: get out
Mav: but-
Ice: OUT
Mav: it's a mental breakdown
Rest of the class: dooo do dooo do
Mav: Come to Top Gun! We have:
Mav: Meltdown monday.
Goose: Too tired tuesday.
Ice: Why am i here wednesday.
Slider: This week needs to end thursday.
Hollywood: Finally freakin friday.
Wolfman: Super lit saturday.
Chipper: Shit i have a lot to do sunday.
Ice: So Goose, how did you know you loved Slider?
Goose: Well, a good romance starts with a good friendship.
Mav: And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la”