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Part twooooooooo!!!!!!

Captain Marvel quotes based on actual conversations I’ve had. No this is not me projecting

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Billy: I just had an intrusive thought

Mary: don’t bite the dog tiger .

Billy: no- what no, that’s a you thought. In fact, that’s a you common thought.

Mary: oh, then what is it?

Billy: wouldn’t it be funny if we locked the door and when Freddy comes back, we pretend to be asleep, and of anyone calls, we say he was in the house and just gaslight everyone.

Mary: that would be funny.

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Billy: I think I might have a problem

Mary: what’s your problem

Billy: I don’t know, I said I think I might have one.

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Billy, done with everything: Forget Veni, Vidi, Vici

Freddy: it’s Money, Mugging, Meeting

Mary: it’s Seduce, Sedate, Castrate

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Billy: gods I wish I was still an only child

Freddy: but you’re the youngest of three?

Billy: let me have this

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Mary, at Tawny: don’t look at me like that. You kicked my iPad across the room!

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Mary: bite the dog tiger

Billy: but I’m wearing Vaseline

Mary: ew no, don’t bite the dog tiger

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Freddy: people keep telling me I need to see this, I need to see that. I don’t want to see anything, I’m tired

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Let me know if you want a part 2 cause I get very unhinged quotes. It got to the point where I sometimes wrote them down, and I look back on it and it’s like wtf. Then I remember the context. You’re not getting the context though.

Tawky Tawny, walking past another tiger that was quite rude to him once: *starts very obviously showing off his opposable thumbs*

The tiger: 🤬

Headcanon that Tawky Tawny sometimes sits Billy down and licks his hair cause that’s what cats do to clean the little ones.

So Billy will randomly have his hair at odd ends and Freddy’s just like, “Tawky happened?” And Billy just tiredly replies “yep.”

Random Captain Marvel things I think confuses the JL (yes, obviously this is inspired by Wonderjanga)

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Everyone at the Justice League debrief meeting after a mission

Captain Marvel, randomly standing up and looking a little sick: “uh, please excuse me”

Batman: “Captain, you cannot just-“

Captain Marvel: *turns away and projectile vomits a bunch of letters onto the wall*

Batman: “…”

Batman: “you are excused.”

Captain Marvel, picking up the letters and sifting through them like it’s normal mail: “aw man! Another bill!”

Wonder Woman, shaking her head with a disapproving sigh: “man’s world and their idiotic delivery methods”

Superman: “oh Diana, that’s not- actually, nevermind”

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Captain Marvel: *sitting in the JL watchtower cafeteria blowing out a candle on a small birthday cake.*

Green lantern, walking in to see him: “oh Cap! It’s your birthday???”

Captain Marvel with childlike glee on his face: “Yeah! I’m turning 11!”

Green Lantern: “wait wha-“

Captain Marvel: “and 3! And 41,024,618! And 350,597,120,140!”

Green Lantern: “excuse me what-“

Captain Marvel, checking an hourglass duck taped to his wrist: “oops! I gotta go or I’ll be late for Dinosaur sledding with Tawky Tawny!”

Captain Marvel: *zips out the room with the cake, leaving a very confused Green Lantern behind.*

Green Lantern: “Dinosaur sledding???”

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Superman: *walks into the watchtower break room to see Captain Marvel and a younger blue version of him playing catch with a jar that holds a screaming worm inside.*

Superman: “Captain, who is this??? Why is there a worm in the jar and why on earth are you throwing it?”

Mr. Mind: “RELEASE M-“

Captain Marvel after chucking the jar straight at blue Captain Marvel’s head: “oh hi Supes! This is my older brother!”

Blue Captain Marvel after almost dropping the worm who is now screaming profanities: “holy crap! You’re Superm-!”

Before blue Captain Marvel can finish, a portal opens behind him and he gets sucked in screaming.

Superman, now with his fists up: “Captain Marvel! Get back!”

A younger girl version of Captain Marvel pokes her head out of the portal: “yo, Cap! Sivanna gave Tawny fleas and now Tawny seems like he’s gonna commit murder!”

Captain Marvel, flying into the portal without hesitation: “bye Supes!”

Superman, just standing there shellshocked: “I need to sit down…”

Thank you for everyone’s advice on which Shazam comics to get. ⚡️

been having horrible coughs lately so I hereby think that if billy was sick and it carried over to captain marvel and he REALLY needed to cough but he can't because he's doing something important/doesn't want to bother anyone maybe. but the moment he's out of there he tumbles onto the nearest solid ground and lays on his side letting out the most gut-throat scrapping, tears jerking ass coughs ever and it wouldn't really hurt in his cm form but he still feels the pain so deep in bros heart. the gods pats him on the back and give them their condolences (which consist of "damn bro", "just get better", and "honey lemon is good for the throat .. you also need more medicine, and a—")

tawky tawny taking care of sick billy though ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ freddy and mary sitting next to billy whose bedridden and talking about whatever foes were causing issues because they were filling in for cm and honestly talking about everything and nothing at all☹️☹️☹️ it's. either billy goes through this sickness alone or theu ALL getting it. and you know what they're gonna pick heart emoji

but like. Theres also like a 53% chance that everyone will probably catch that magical ass disease. and if this caused captain marvel to sigh and whip up a hella good soup. oh welll