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Silm Crack - Blog Posts
I honestly have no concrete opinion right now, I like letting all versions exist simultaneously for the most part. But other than the usual son or Fingon or Orodreth, some others I've heard, ranked on outlandishness:
Lalwen's son
Glorfindel's kid, where Glorfindel is in turn Lalwen's son
Son of Caranthir (sometimes +Haleth)
A random kid Círdan found in the trash and said "yeah, I can work with this"
Finduilas in disguise
Actually Círdan's kid somehow, not Noldorin at all, they're running a con
Either Eluréd or Elurín in disguise. Or both depending on the day.
A Maia who got bored
Two dwarves in a trench coat
The ambiguity is so funny I love it.
PLEASE send me ur who-is-gil-galad theories i am losing my absolute mind rn
Elrond: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.
Gil-galad: Are you okay?
Made this a little while ago, I'll be doing more when I have the spoons for it lol.
The Silmarillion as Vines
Haleth: heavy is the chest that bears the tits, or however that saying goes.
Caranthir: ...not like that.
Finrod the ✨💍Faithful ❤️❤️✨
Fingon the 🏹 🐎Valiant 🪽⚔️
Maedhros the... well... erm... he's kinda tall ig(?)
Ah yes, the Seven Genocidal Sons of Feanor -
Helen of Troy, Beyoncé, Bear Grylls, Scrooge McDuck, Nikola Tesla and the Grady twins
Whoever mentioned a post about going to war and meeting Maglor is like going to war and meeting Beyoncé, I love you lmao- Now consider, going to war and meeting Maedhros, which is basically like going to war and meeting the world's top super-model✨
Saw this post on Instagram the other day, so ...
IDEA: The Silmarils were, in fact, crystal containers with either:
- fluorescent proteins, or (even more likely)
- luciferases (proteins that catalyze chemical reactions producing light, e.g. in fireflies or jellyfish)
because that's probably how the Trees could shine in the first place.
Nobody: *nothing*
Túrin Woodwose Neithan Gorthol Agarwaen son of Úmarth Adanedhel Mormegil Turambar Dagnir Glaurunga Naeramarth: "New name, new me!"
Celegorm canonically speaking animal languages is so funny because how many times he went to his brothers and told them "A little birdie told me" to embaress them with some gossip and then watch their house descend into complete chaos as his brothers try to figure out who exposed them
And it was really a little birdie, a real bird, with whom he spoke, because he understands his language