Scott The Woz - Blog Posts

It is implied that, in the Scott the Woz world, Blue is the color of Virginity, as in his Barrel Blast video, the legend he speaks of portrays Virgins as having a little bit of Blue in them, the same shade of Blue as Scott's Big Blue Border; This further implies that the Big Blue Border is a symbol of Virginity, that by extension every Virgin should have their own Border, that if Scott ever had sex, the Border would go away, that in Borderline Forever, by spreading the Big Blue Border to everyone on Earth, Scott accidentally turned everyone into a Virgin, and that there is a big Virgin Object lying somewhere in space, in this essay I will

have YOU ever wanted to draw Scott 'The Woz' Wozniak??? Well here is an IMAGE just for you!

Here's a primarily visual guide on Things To Think About when you draw that white guy. And it's not even everything I know! And there's a lot of stuff I cut out! And it's just his head!

Study up, folks. This will be on the test.

Ace flag from Scott the Woz please

Asexual Flag Colorpicked from Scott the Woz

Owning a gun is so vegan. Owning a gun is so vegan.

I feel overwhelmed by how much good creators were doing stuff today on Halloween 😵‍💫

There needs to be more Scott the Woz art on this app... and in the world

(Several versions for funsies lol) (Last image is the sketch) (paragraph under cut)

I was watching the new Scott's Stash video where he rewatches old outdated episodes and he mentioned something about wanting to make Scott like kinda weird (like when he says something along the lines of "he says hey all a lot because that's a weird ass way to start everything/every episode") and I wanted to draw it... I then got lazy and went on tumblr and realized there has been no new art (that I could find) in the wozblr tag and took it upon myself to add more :) also I really like when people do the blue boarder halo so that's why it's in the sketch and one version of the actual art lolol

(WOW sorry for writing a paragraph mb lmao)

Here's my twink blue border design

A fucked up part of me really wishes that Scott the Woz was a thing in the early 2010's because I guarantee we would've seen the Blue Border drawn as a white twink and I kinda wanna see that

Pic goes hard as fuck, feel free to reblog

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special interest of a white guy who talks about video games on the internet, call that scott the woztism

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off Episode 2