Sans X Y/n - Blog Posts

Watching an "I Expect You To Die" playthrough and was just thinking about Mafia(Fell) Sans X Spy Reader. They were sent in to gather intel and, if possible, kill the Don. Maybe they were sent in by a rival Don, maybe there was a small subsect of a human resistance group trying to force monsters back out of their town. Maybe they were a spy for hire.

Either way, they end up finding a "conflict of interest" and either

A) Distance themselves to avoid hurting the people they love, leading to Sans thinking that he hurt them, only to find them one day beaten and almost dead because the group that hired them was pissed that they weren't getting further intel even though they were paying for a monthly salary. (They might've left a note coming clean and telling him that if they see him again, they'll be free from their contract and they can be together)

B) Delude themselves into thinking they can pull this off, only for it to blow up in their face when Sans finally finds out, and they're desperately trying to repair their relationship, telling him that they hadn't been told to become this attached to him, that they do love him. This could also lead to a situation similar to A, however instead it was Sans' henchmen attacking them and Reader asks them to give him a note where they apologize and promise to never put themselves in his line of sight again, but they did truly love him.

I can also imagine a mix of the two, where Reader is trying to warn Sans of the dangers ahead, and upon finding out, Sans kicks them out, telling them he wants nothing to do with them and never wants to see their face again. Cut out the last part because if I turn this into a fic, I don't want to spoil you guys.

Ok so new random idea.

So you know those "Mean evil gf of the current polycule abuses the skeles and Reader until they move out and then they realize that the gf was evil and bad and they fall for Reader" trope, right?

I was thinking about the idea that there was no real evil gf but rather Reader doesn't like having roommates, but their roommate (who was the one exception) had chosen to take in a bunch of people (the skeles) without consulting Reader out of a people pleasing tendency. The roommate isn't dating the skeletons but they are friends with at least one of them.

The general idea is that Reader (who is autistic because I am and I want an autistic character that isn't mainstream media's sanitized autistic):

Is contact averse, aka doesn't like being touched (esp by people they don't know)

Is very blunt and goes for the most direct way of explaining something, sometimes using harsh language

Like routine, and becomes irritable when that routine is interrupted

Doesn't like strangers being brought over (parties or otherwise)

Not social at all, leading to them being in their room a lot of the time

Suffers from severe germaphobia, so they clean dishes if other people touch the insides, and doesn't want anyone dealing with their laundry

They're generally hard to live with, but this friend understands that none of this is them trying to be difficult to live with and just them trying to manage all the stress of their job and other things that makes them able to afford this near mansion in a nice rural neighborhood with a bunch of land.

The skeles don't know a lot of this at first and as such get on Reader's nerves constantly, along with the fact that they think Reader keeps washing things they touch/flinching from contact because they're monsters. Reader tries to explain, but the roommate being given more leeway lead to the skeletons being suspicious at best most times.

Eventually, Reader says that they're moving out and they're gonna continue paying a portion of the rent, but the old roommate and the skeletons will be paying the rest.

Eventually, one of the skeletons comes home saying that they saw them helping out a monster who was being harassed by a human. The skeletons are surprised and confused until the roommate explains (FINALLY) that Reader is autistic and those rules were put in place because they didn't need additional stressors given that they have a high stress job to pay the bills of that place.

When they find that out, everything starts to slot into place and they feel awful. Some skeletons try to apologize directly, some try to convince them to return, some simply tell them to come home, saying that their behavior will change.

However, Reader tells them no. They don't want to deal with screaming matches and things being thrown and things being burnt and all the stress having roommates brings by default. They say that they might've been able to overlook the behavior had they been given time to think things over, but as things stand they don't believe any of them, especially since some were outright rude upon first meeting them.

They don't blame them for not knowing if something stressed them out, but some of them definitely knew and did it deliberately in some sort of twisted sense of karma or justice for them being difficult.

They tried explaining their behavior before, but nothing actually changed and the stress of living with them simply became too much to handle, so they had to prioritize their own mental wellbeing instead of being a "pushover" like their friend. They end off by saying that they shouldn't have do give a psychologist's diagnosis to explain why they don't want people touching their things and putting their hands inside things they eat/drink out of.

The rest of the story can follow them actually putting in the effort of getting to know Reader outside of the house and the ensuing romantic shenanigans. It could be the set up to an extremely slow burn since Reader wouldn't forgive fast nor forgive easily.

Idk, just putting this here so I can at least have it somewhere I can read it. Y'all can use this prompt if it speaks to you, just tag me.

I was just reading "A Divorced Crybaby has Moved in Next Door" and I was thinking; what if someone wrote a fic where Reader is married to some big monster hater (who's also cheating on her because people that love to hurt people love to hurt people) and he's super neglectful and the skeleboys are lowkey making her swoon and spending all the time her husband should spend with her. Next door neighbors of course.

Like

Edge and Papyrus cooking for her and letting her cook little meals for them when her hubby is on a weeklong "business trip". (Them all cooking together??? Hello???)

Fell and Mutt unabashedly flirting with her in front of the other skeletons, making her feel attractive and desirable after her husband implies she's "let herself go" after getting married. She shuts their advances down with a simple "I'm married," but never implies she doesn't find them attractive.

Classic and Stretch telling her awful jokes while she's in the backyard, to the chagrin of the other housemates

Blue finds out where she works and escorts her home when work lets off late, lying and saying that her job is on the way to his anyways (It's 30 minutes further from their houses)

Black spending an exorbitant amount on clothes, jewelry, etc. because she's "a work of art and needs to be decorated as such", though the more visibly expensive stuff stays at his house so her husband doesn't catch on.

What if she has kids and sees the Sanses being good with kids??? Seeing Red's soft side with her 5 year old??? Blue making luncks for the kid to take to school??? Black buying them a Switch when he notices their love of Pokémon (Which, much like her clothes, has to stay at his house out of fear of their husband breaking it)???

Also imagine the sheer volume of MILF jokes Mutt and Stretch would make when she's not in the room.

And the angstiest part of them all Her husband finds out about her visits And the next time they see her over the fence

She has a fading bruise on her face and is missing a small chunk of hp.

@yo00ru

Sans and Papyrus meet you, a TA, while picking up Frisk, and Sans suddenly understands the term "Meet-cute" that Alphys had always fawned over. Or was it "love at first sight?" The difference doesn't matter to him. All that matters is watching how your face crinkles as you giggle at a bad pun he made, and how your eyes fly open in shock with the classic "whoopee cushion in the hand" trick.

You spend more time around them and Sans is falling hard. You not only love space too, and love Grillby's (though you have no tab, fortunately for Grillby you were always on top of paying it), but you loved puzzles and were high energy, just like his brother.

The three of you were thick as thieves, with every home cooked meal and every late night on the phone because you couldn't sleep and every interaction making Sans fall even harder for you.

One day, during Frisk's birthday party, Sans overhears you, Alphys, Toriel, and Undyne (can it really be overhear when Undyne is only slightly quieter that Papyrus) talking. Something you said sounded like hot gossip, given the "oohs" coming from the group. Sans shortcuts slightly closer, feigning disinterest as he listens in.

He freezes when Alphys speaks.

"A crush, huh? Who's the lucky guy?"

"Or gal," Toriel interjects.

A crush? On who? His stomach twists at the though of some random guy sidling his way between the two of you and stealing you away.

"Ah, well," you start, sounding bashful. Sans doesn't even need to turn to know you're looking anywhere but at them. "You know him quite well. I'd even say you're friends with him."

Wait, really? Could it be?

"We have a lot in common, and uh..." you rush out the rest, almost too quiet for him to hear, but he was straining to hear you at this point. "He's a skeleton."

Undyne startles him with how loud her "WHAT" is, but Alphys, ever the saint, pulls her down and kisses her cheek. She's gotten bolder since surfacing. Meanwhile, Sans is on cloud nine.

He's good friends with Toriel and Alphys, even though he hasn't spoken to the latter in a while. And your shared love of bad jokes, greasy food, space, and science are definitely not lost on him. It must be him, right? A few minutes pass between you four before you finally give in, promising to confess during the Fall Festival. He's never felt like dressing up before a festival, but now he certainly does.

The festival rolls around, and he's excited. He put more effort that he usually does into his outfit, and even got you your favorite snack from Muffets and some fries from Grillby's. Despite Papyrus' complaints, his sigh was through a smile as your nerves from seeing the both of them dissipated around the sweet and salty foods.

The entire walk through the festival, Sans can't help the nervous excitement flowing through his veins. The question of when floods his system. Will you ask before the fireworks? During? Before you head home? He can't stop picturing each scenario, all of them ending with you leaning forward as you kissed him. He'd drown in your smell if he could.

Papyrus, meanwhile, had been winning carnival game after carnival game, all for the plushies your eyes lingered on for a second too long. He was so cool, Sans thought. It was great that you both got along. You both were discussing a puzzle you had bought for him, and how you had struggled with it for hours while it only took Papyrus a few minutes to solve.

Eventually, the three of you split off right before the fireworks start, and Sans is looking for you. He's finally decided that he should confess to you, before you lose the chance. He got you both caramel apples.

He spots you and Papyrus standing by the lake, sauntering over as he prepares an excuse to get Papyrus away for a few minutes.

Your hand was on Papyrus' upper arm as you told him something, turning away as you finished. He wondered what you told him.

...

Why was Papyrus leaning in so close.

Why weren't you leaning away.

...

Ah.

He stands there as he tells himself that he should be happy. His brother was so cool, and he wanted what was best for both of you. You always had more in common with Papyrus than him anyways. Papyrus would be able to keep up with you in ways Sans never could.

Sans was lazy and he never liked puzzles all that much, preferring the daily crossword over anything else. You went on runs with Papyrus, solved puzzles with him, baked with him, hell, your favorite food was spaghetti, for crying out loud. You two were made for each other.

He should be happy.

...So why was he crying?

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Slapped this together after reading too many angsty romantic poems in one night and needed to get this out. Probably poorly written and for that I am sorry but the brainrot took hold.

But yeah, the idea is that Sans wants you but he loves you and Papyrus too much to even entertain the idea of breaking you two up.

Ok ok ok

Hear me out

One sided/unrequited Sans/Reader

But instead of Sans falling in love with Toriel

It’s Reader falling in love with Papyrus

Ok ok ok

Hear me out

One sided/unrequited Sans/Reader

But instead of Sans falling in love with Toriel

It’s Reader falling in love with Papyrus

I have a fanfic idea; Imagine if Y/N got turned into a monster like a cat or dog or some other animal. But Y/N is a huge furry, so this is essentially the greatest boon someone could have gotten. Bonus points if the animal Y/N gets turned into is the same species as her fursona and similar colors/ they dye their fur to match.

It could also add a unique spin on the whole "turned into a monster" trope, since then Y/N could use their new monstrous form in furry conventions, photo shoots, etc. They'd probably feel dysmorphia later too, after the "cool new body" phase passed.

This is just a loose idea that's been floating around in my head for a while.

So I'm working on the outline (i'm getting the whole thing outlined before I start writing btw. Part of why idk what to do with DaS is because I have no clue where to take it) and The Divine Inspiration hit me.

I have never had divine inspiration hit that hard, that fast, or that suddenly before. It's like the gods of creativity said "WRITE" and I, a humble pawn, had no other option but to obey. Problem is, it's the last three chapters. I'm still working on 6 and 7 and there's 30 in total. + a possible epilogue. So we're still working through it, but we're working.

In related news, the divine inspiration gave me a theme to focus my story around, so there's that too.

So I have an idea

Determination and Starvation Chapter 2 is still in the works, (writers block has me in a death grip right now) but I’ve been working on a Sans X Reader AU that I wanted to throw out there.

So I’ve been absorbed by several clangen blogs and before then I had the idea of a Warrior cats Aggre trio x Reader AU. The plot is still in the works, but the prologue is fully planned out.

My idea was that in the meantime of writing DaS Chapter 2, I could post this AU formatted like these Clangen blogs on a side account or this account. Would you guys like that, or would it end up ignored? It’s going to be a big commitment, and I don’t want to put time I could put into things I know you guys want unless I know you guys want this too.

Day 7; Free Space Send Off!

I decided to end off my 7 days of Introduction with a drawing of a Sans x Reader fanfic I’m writing! It’s called “Determination and Starvation” and is inspired by Fear and Hunger! The general plot is already laid out, and I’ll have the first chapter up by next Monday!

Here’s a small Swap Sans x Reader Drabble I did on my Wattpad.

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You laid in bed, the covers over you comfortably. You were content, until you heard the blinds open, and the sunlight hits you in the face. You groaned and pulled the covers over you.

   "Good morning human!" Sans said cheerfully. He then saw your figure under the covers and sat beside you. He gently shook you with a big smile on his face. 

   "Darling, it's time to get up!" You head peeked out of the covers as your tired eyes looked at your loving boyfriend.  

   "Can't I just have a few more minutes?... I don't have anything important to do today anyways." Sans then gave you a quick kiss on your forehead. 

   "Alright, I'll have breakfast ready for you when you wake up."

   "Thanks hon..." 

   Sans hummed happily as he was cooking, he jumped slightly when he felt your arms wrap around him. 

  "Hello there sleepyhead!"

   "Hi..." 

   "Goodness, work must've been exhausting for you to be this sleepy." You nodded as you felt his arms wrap around you and give your forehead a kiss. 

   "I made breakfast, and I made your coffee, just how you like it." 

   "Thank you Sans.."

Would like to request Error sans with tall reader please

(I need my glitchy destroyer🙏)

Gorgeous tall reader makes Error melt ;)

He knows the spycam inside a ‘gift’ she got him is watching, and he’s about to put on a show his opponents won’t forget 🤭

Okay but for real, this is becoming a brain worm as much as Fresh did, imagine the political opponents are another set of brothers and there is this whole situation where they want y/n and so does the enemy she was supposed to infiltrate? They gotta watch all this unfold? Hehehe

hey hey ! once you come back from your break can I request some Dust X Reader Doodles? Maybe a bit of spice in it too? I hope it's not too much to ask !!

I make 18+ ONLY I will constantly remind.

So… I accidentally over seasoned the food and it’s blazing hot, but I hope it still tastes good 👀🫢

Under read more is the 🌶️ NO MINORS FOR THE LOVE OF ⚠️

When reader thinks she’s gonna work her usual magic~✨

Blue always tops, it doesn’t matter hehe

Inspired by one of the requests I have by the sweet @thecreatorpenguin but I feel like it didn’t meet the request requirements so this one is a treat ;)

This idea isn’t original, it’s based on Nomifae’s work on instagram for their mediastaticbelle works^^ If you enjoy Hazbin ships check them out!

The wine is poisoned and the knife is useless, but it won’t stop many, many sexy assassination attempts~

In fact, this is just foreplay🔪

Please, some Error Sans for me? 😔👉🏻👈🏻 (I absolutely LOVE that guy💞)

I have so many requests for Error Sans so we’re about to have a series!^^

I’M GONNA MAKE HIM WHIMPER Y’ALL 🫢

They would totally adopt a family cat that has the most suggestive face markings~ lol

When Y/N is an artist and ships her BFs (they barely survive sharing her)

You can imagine the next image lmao and that roomba has 100x the strength and speed as a normal roomba cause I personally made it~

Fem!Sans Reader insert!🩵

Here is half of the commission^^ Can’t post the other because it’s a personal one, but I did get to post these! Lol Now I gotta dive into requests again and writing!

A bit of a niche request but may I get a order of Geno Sans? His story and comic was interesting to me and when it was completed is one of my highlights in my time in this fandom.

⚠️Warning for a bit of gore~

I swear I’m still on the hiatus until Monday for this huge commission I am just now halfway done with, but… I got angsty for a second~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS FRESH🩵💜💛💚🩷🧡

Hello! First time requesting ya! I don't think I ever requested a drawing one, so please take you're time on this. Is it ok if I request horror sans? A bit of NSFW but it's with chubby (Y/N) lover? please and thank you!!!!!

I had so much fun drawing this cute Reader, thank you for the request!!^^ 💜

The voices won today~

Also, as I’m trying to do now, there is a more ambiguous plump Y/N under the reader more! 🫶🏻

Passive Nightmare? 🥺

I’d even be happy with his corrupted form if not

This was so much fun??? Thank you for the request^^ 💜✨

Chapter 12 is now here!^^

Friendly reminder this is Explicit, Minors DNI, 18+ only with the tags noncon, dubcon, gore, please read the tags and acknowledge before reading story if you start. 🫶🏻 If you’ve been here please enjoy the new chapter^^

On a hiatus for a month from today since I have some stuff going on, but I’m posting all the current chapters for my fanfiction from AO3 here for anyone who enjoys some Sans/Reader and Papyrus/Reader content. ^^

The Skeletons’ Castle

Rated Explicit

Current word count: 56,667

Heavy on the angst and hurt!

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 12

Reader is an exhausted retail worker with nothing in life to look forward to but finishing her shifts daily, coming home, and playing her new RPG VR dating sims game called The Skeletons’ Castle.

She knew she was probably weird for preferring a monster romance simulator over the ones with the usual ‘hot’ anime male options, but it had just the perfect amount of horror and mature themes she was looking for.

One particularly hard day in her life, reader turns to her game to escape, this time restarting a save file after a particularly brutal ending that leaves her disappointed. What she doesn’t realize, is this is her last and final play through, because she gets transported into the game as a random side character, not even as the main character! And now she can’t exit!

How will she survive this intense game, or rather, her new reality?

Currently working on a cover photo. 🫶🏻

Love your art, but my heart's to the CLASSICS

(PLEASE I YEARN FOR CLASSIC SANS)

I need them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🍽️ Y/N CAN BE DESSERT hehehe

Also Papyrus in the casual clothes? I’m gonna pass out.

Reaper Sans is my special skeleton on my mind <3

One order of a no-touch sexy bean? 😏💜

Good GOD I have to see more of you Y/N in pants. Holy smokes she looked so bad ass in the mafia fell post!!

love the art work btw, thank you :)

I’ve had so many comments about Y/N in the rival Mafiafell post lol I’m so glad you guys have enjoyed it^^ She’s alot of fun to draw too! (Also warning for cussing again~)

The public yearns for the y/n in mafia pants~

Red also yearns detests a good pair of pants 🥸😏

Messy~ Messy~

A cherry kiss~

Phew there is a lot of skeletons the people want lol But here’s two of some of them 🥰

Our engagement photos~ 😌

Alright… you know the drill 😭 don’t ask questions, just vote~

He’s 💖 whimsical 🌝

As always, your vibrant, pure soul makes him have doubts but- if you’d just stop watching him shatter your soul with those eyes- that lingering, growing hesitation would stop, right?

What about the next time?